Relatable, Awkward Farts Every home should have one - FML

Every home should have one

Anonymous - - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that if I'm not home and my roommates have girls over, my room is the designated "fart room." FML

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BingleBop 18

Monday 26 May 2014 12:08

At least it's only when you're not home

Death69 24

Monday 26 May 2014 12:11

Shitty deal. When they're gone, their room can become the designated "vomitorium" for your drinking parties!

Samxxx 12

Friday 30 May 2014 21:22

Warn him to not to do it again else u also have to start the same thing :p

ibanghellokitty 8

Sunday 8 June 2014 7:41

Quick crack up a window

Epickitty58 29

Tuesday 24 June 2014 17:49

Time for some stinky, shitty revenge.

mNazd 7

Sunday 7 September 2014 3:50

Maybe you should return the favour, with something a little extra...

oJoy 11

Sunday 28 September 2014 20:21

why care? it's only gas. pfft, idiots

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