Elephants By FML Videos - 26/11/2018 00:00 Just kidding! I agree, your life sucks 267 You deserved it 85 Share Tweet Share
Today, I had to sit in the hospital with my 88-year-old grandfather by myself. During the five hours I was there, he insisted on sharing the intimate details of his many sexcapades that he has had since World War II. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 562 You deserved it 3 127
Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cow take a large, flatulent shit with my arm still elbow-deep inside their rectum. FML I agree, your life sucks 4 804 You deserved it 842
Today, trying to make a good impression and be helpful, I volunteered to look after my manager's cat while she moves house. The cat hasn't stopped meowing since he got here this evening, it's now 4 am and I have work in the morning. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 535 You deserved it 6 749
Today, my mother is so overdramatic that her response to finding out I lost a friend's book was that I should fake my own death rather than fess up. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 712 You deserved it 3 275
Today, I went to our school golf banquet, after being with the team and practicing every day for a few months with them. When it came time to get the certificates, all the names were called out. Except for mine. When I asked the coach where my certificate was, he said "Who are you?". FML I agree, your life sucks 35 629 You deserved it 3 326
Today, I saw the pumpkin I had put out for Halloween was starting to get mushy. I went to put it in a trash bag when it slipped out of my hands and burst over my knee. My dog heard the noise, ran into the kitchen and attacked me out of panic. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 238 You deserved it 2 389
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