Love Dreams can come true

Dreams can come true

Anonymous - 19/09/2015 02:08 - United States - Seattle

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she's been avoiding kissing me lately. Apparently she had a dream that one of my teeth caught on her braces, and all of her teeth got pulled out like a string of pearls. It seems unlikely she will be un-scarred any time soon. FML

23 694

1 720

The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

slayerdeath - 20/05/2012 05:19 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML

28 639

2 550

Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

32 587

7 517

drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

16 385

3 270

Artificial teeth

horribleawfulnogoodverybadweek - 15/11/2019 05:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over text because she discovered from my mum that my teeth aren't my natural teeth, and she feels disgusted kissing me. FML

2 225

185

ohmydog - 05/09/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML

32 948

3 654

i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

28 802

3 353

sothatsano - 16/12/2015 08:56 - United States - Spokane

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML

26 504

1 840

I'm so sorry

Anonymous - 21/02/2015 14:20 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my girlfriend got her wisdom teeth removed. I really want to help her out while she recovers, but her swollen cheeks combined with her natural buck teeth keep making me crack up every time I see her. I can't help it and I'm now in the doghouse. FML

25 128

32 273

murp - 18/10/2012 16:26 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I went out for a few drinks with some friends. All night, I kept smiling and showing off my newly brace-free teeth. Later on, one of my friends drunkly asked, "Why does she keep smiling? Her teeth are fucking jacked." FML

26 602

3 209

RomanceFail - 02/04/2015 12:51 - United States - Crestwood

Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML

30 068

3 386

GrinchFu1 27

Sunday 20 September 2015 0:09

Definitely not the type of pearl necklace she's looking for ;-) Give it time... She'll get over it.

20bricks 28

Sunday 20 September 2015 0:07

Tell her to grit her teeth and get over it

wondermoose 28

Sunday 20 September 2015 10:19

I always have vivid dreams and usually scary, just give her some time she'll be fine (:

swaggygiraffes 7

Sunday 20 September 2015 19:52

I have nightmares about my braces all the time, lol

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 21 September 2015 5:07

She seems to really be grinding her teeth about it, and if she's not careful, it'll have the molar opposite of a solution. Hopefully a solution will gum. You just have to get to the root of the problem. As a side note, I once dated a woman who would literally never kiss, even directly before or during coitus. It's pretty weird.