Don't mind me

Sam - - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, my colleagues were excitedly talking about going for drinks after work. I heard one of them ask, "Is Sam coming?' and shortly after leave without me. I'm Sam. FML
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Take some green eggs and ham and crash the party, Sam I am.

THEY MUST NOT LIKE YOU ALSO I PREFER PINE DRINKS OVER FIR DRINKS

dyehardxen 19

So on April fools this website decided to post the pays you only see in moderation. Where they should have stayed.

**** them you are SAM. You dont need them

They have changed every single FML. How much time did this April Fool's joke take?

Now now Sam there's no need to scream at us folk on the Internet.

SauceySarah 30

The caps make me think you're a hyperactive squirrel.