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Don't accept every dare

wheezy - - United States

Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

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alstbv12 13

Tuesday 6 September 2011 8:30

Sorry to hear...that must blow.

Doortje 29

Tuesday 6 September 2011 8:31

Wtf were you doing with it? Practicing your deepthroating skills?

whackman56789 7

Wednesday 22 February 2023 4:42

How long did it take for the ER staff to stop laughing before they removed the harmonica? How do you even get a harmonica stuck in your mouth anyway? To quote Red Foreman “Bad things happen to you, because you’re a dumbass”

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Today, I took my girlfriend out to Outback Steakhouse. We went to one outside of town because my wife works at our local one. When we got there, guess who we saw? I forgot she transferred to another location, which just happened to be this one. Goddamit. FML

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Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML

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Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML

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Today, I awoke to a series of almighty explosions in the middle of the night. Turns out I fell asleep with my AirPods in to a “Soothing rain” soundtrack, which had turned to “Storms and thunder” at some point. I pissed the bed. FML

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Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

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Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML

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