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baberuth - 19/06/2015 22:21 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML
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Juicenub 25

Beating someone up with a baseball bat because they screwed you over in Mario Kart is still a valid reason in my opinion.

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ally8 21

Her bf probably shat himself! I can see why you'd be embarrassed

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girI 20

The fact that your automatic reaction was to protect her is the sweetest thing. :-)

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Avashantu 18

Mario Kart is some serious business... Been there. Done that. Lost a relationship over it, but very worth the win.

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tgmc012 9

I couldn't vote either way, your sister is lucky to have you!

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Kristen320 21

Definitely thought this would be something sexual like slapping her ass...

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tuxedoandex 28

you're the kind of brother everyone wants

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laden_swallow09 34

Ah, Mario Kart… destroying friendships and families alike since 1992.

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