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By unknown - 27/02/2012 17:42 - United States

Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML

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You deserved it 2 981

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By Dejected - 07/12/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I finally got a hold of my husband, who I haven't actually talked to in two and a half weeks, since he's deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle. In Call of Duty. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 206

You deserved it 4 733

By AlwaysGottaFML - 20/08/2011 07:26 - United States

Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 610

You deserved it 3 991

By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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You deserved it 2 557

By Stupid - 01/03/2019 04:00

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's wife. He's still saying he is not married. FML

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By Katie - 09/10/2012 05:42 - United States - Homewood

Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 231

You deserved it 2 101

Creep from the past

By annoyed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I received a phone call from a good guy friend of mine, someone I haven't seen for years. He tells me he has "deep" feelings for me, and wants to know since my husband is deployed, if it would be okay if we "dated" because he told his parents I'm his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 597

You deserved it 2 956

By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 06:32 - Canada

Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 001

You deserved it 3 047

By Hesintrouble - 23/07/2013 19:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML

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You deserved it 4 339

By C0olgirl - 03/04/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 560

You deserved it 226 221

By Jessi - 21/07/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML

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You deserved it 5 804

seximexi911 10

Tuesday 28 February 2012 2:03

Oh wow I'm so sorry. Usually it's the other way around. Either way, it still sucks :(

ProhibitionRose 14

Tuesday 28 February 2012 2:26

Oh all the evil things you could do... I'd start with calling his command and informing them of his extra marital affairs, as you see the military seriously frowns upon that shit. Then, once the douchebag gets into deep shit, you can serve him with divorce papers. But remember, if you have the attorneys on the base closest to you representing you first, he has to find the expensive non-military ones. **** him, you can do better. And don't buy that crap about military men having a different girl in every country. Real men don't do that shit.

Comments

MommaMuff 6

Tuesday 28 February 2012 20:07

Buy a plane ticket and pay them both a visit.

skyblue427 1

Tuesday 28 February 2012 23:27

OH WOW WHAT A DICK I CANT BELIEVE HE WOULD SAY THAT

CottonAndy 5

Tuesday 28 February 2012 23:29

go beat her the **** up js.

iamnotastatistic 1

Wednesday 29 February 2012 0:12

Damn. Leave him and get a better husband. You deserve better.

musiclover9797 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 2:20

What a dick... Im sorry i hope everything works out

Jodz12 4

Wednesday 29 February 2012 4:22

life sucks FML

tebowingallday 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 4:42

Awww that sucks

twilightluvr101 4

Wednesday 29 February 2012 5:35

The only reason I thumbed u up is because of ur username.

whynotbliss 18

Wednesday 29 February 2012 5:56

Japan isn't a deployment people! It's a duty station or a tour of duty or tour... Deployment is for either a combat operation, such as afghanistan or a contingency operation, such as Africa. Either way, a deployment is where all or parts of a unit go somewhere overseas but are still assigned to a permanent duty station that they will come back to after the tour is over.

l0v3p4in 7

Wednesday 29 February 2012 8:18

Just curious, but why is it that infidelity is frowned upon in the military world that it can actually affect future job prospectives...? If the military is so serious about it to the point of possible demotion, suspension, or worse, why doesn't the civilian world adopt a similar practice of placing infidelity information on the background check reports? One would think people would be more cognizant of their actions if it would jeopardize a job opportunity and thus potential income... This is something I never heard of till this FML brought it up. I truly empathize with those who've been cheated on. Unfortunately, I haven't found any laws legalizing mandated sterility, castration, tubal ligation, orchiectomies, or hysterectomies for cheaters.