Work, Money, Intimacy School Desperate times call for desperate measures! - FML

Desperate times call for desperate measures!

Big Mistake - 22/06/2018 19:30 - Canada - Ajax

Today, my new colleagues discovered the videos I did in college when I was short of money and didn't know they would end up online. My friend even asked if I was "the guy who came after 30 seconds and was comforted by the director". I was that guy. FML

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Saturday 23 June 2018 1:45

Today, I was reminded how I had to comfort a guy that couldn't last more than 30 seconds in my amazing videos. FML.

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Saturday 23 June 2018 2:39

Maybe you can win an Academy Award in the category of Short Subjects.

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Sunday 24 June 2018 20:00

You're a **** star. You can get better friends.

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Thursday 31 December 2020 5:43

Didn't know they'd end up online? Seriously????

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Today, I accidentally swallowed a piece of gum. My doctor says it'll pass in 7-10 years. FML

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Today, I was awakened by my father saying how proud he was of his little boy. I assumed he meant me, since I landed an apprenticeship in the same union he's worked in for 25 years. Turns out he was speaking about his cat, who left a dead squirrel next to my bed. I stepped on the damn thing. FML

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Today, I fell backwards out of my hammock, busting my shoulder. This weekend, I broke my toe falling out of it. I've used hammocks my entire life, but have become apparently unable to during the lockdown. FML

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Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML

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Today, I found out that my Mum has spent the money she's been saving for my wedding on moving house. She called saving for a wedding for me a 'pointless cause' as it's probably never going to happen now. I'm only 22. FML

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Today, my husband and I are temporarily moved into a cheap apartment in town until settlement for the house we are buying. So far, from my balcony, I’ve a watched a drug deal take place and a man scratch at the ground then lick his hands. It’s going to be a long three weeks. FML

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