Damn, girl!

By just lemme smash - 12/02/2026 03:00

Today, my wife has quit nicotine. As expected, she's put on some weight, but it's all gone to her butt, boobs, and hips. She looks better than ever, easily 5 years younger, but she's so upset about the weight gain that she refuses to let me touch her, and she wears baggy clothes 24/7 now. FML
I agree, your life sucks 354
You deserved it 71

Same thing different taste

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Make sure to tell her everyday how hot she's become, ex. "Damn! You look beautiful! You should have quit smoking years ago!"

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Make sure to tell her everyday how hot she's become, ex. "Damn! You look beautiful! You should have quit smoking years ago!"