Kids: Cursed cursive

Cursed cursive

By Mac - 16/09/2009 17:05 - France

Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year-old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML

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By PerpetuallyHappy - 25/09/2012 23:20 - United States - Rochester

Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML

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Right or wrong?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2022 16:00

Today, my son's school called to inform me that I had to come pick him up, as he was caught vandalising. What shenanigans had he gotten up to? Writing "Epstein didn't kill himself" on various desks and walls around the school. I'm not sure if I should applaud the sentiment, or be annoyed that he got caught. FML

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Kinda deserved it

By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 14:02

Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML

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By Tejanoswhy - 18/12/2015 18:16

Today, I found out why my history grade is so low: the kid in front of me takes my homework, writes his name on it, and passes it off as his own. FML

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By Brookie Bear - 04/04/2017 20:00

Today, I received a Saturday detention because the assignment I'd handed in had different handwriting. I've been practicing my handwriting skills for the past month. FML

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By shit.jpg - 25/08/2015 19:22 - United States - Waban

Today, a fifth grader gave me a note from his "father" excusing him from PE. It was riddled with spelling errors and shockingly poor grammar, so I rejected it as a blatant fake. Several hours later, I was informed by his very angry father that it wasn't actually fake. FML

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By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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Bad boys, bad boys, what ya gonna do?

By Joel Lee Burgess - 15/02/2021 22:59 - United States

Today, my wife got a call from my son's school, telling her that he was talking inappropriately in class, using bad language. Neither my wife or I ever use foul language, spoken or written. I feel like such a failure as father and parent. FML

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Don't worry, we don't snitch here!

By Anonymous - 22/08/2025 21:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML

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Let's goooooo

By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 12:00

Today, my 9-year-old son decided honesty is the best policy and to never lie again. And by that, I mean he's decided to go ahead and blurt out every mean comment he can think of. In one school day, he made 6 kids cry, was punched by 4 other kids, was reprimanded by 3 teachers, and was uninvited to a birthday party. FML

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Aciliveth 5

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:14

You let your kid get a week's worth of detention because you won't admit it was you? Some parent you are. Your kid's gonna be pissed at you, and you deserve all of it.

Bangarang_Rufio 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:14

you're a dick.

Comments

ygoldman 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 2:31

You must be very proud of yourself...

movies12 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 2:44

This is more and FML for your son. I would HATE having lunch detention.

bugmenotmofo 34

Thursday 17 September 2009 2:44

FYL??? F.. HIS life!! You're the biggest looser parent that I know of. You think you still have your dignity? No, you haven't, because this is just as pathetic as it gets. Hope you'll be 'rewarded' by your child one day. Do your child a favor and get yourself a psychiatrist!

JillianDramatic 1

Thursday 17 September 2009 2:45

What dignity? You had your child blamed for something you did. I hope for the sake of your kid that you don't ever commit murder. I'd hate you as a father asshole.

nonnymouse 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 2:53

You're an asshole! Because the truth would embarrass you a little, you subject your little son to an unfair and unwarranted punishment? You're a disgrace. I feel very badly for your poor son. I'm sure this won't be the last time you throw him under the proverbial bus.

kurukururock 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 3:00

Selfish bitch. I bet you were the dumb blonde in high school.

chitoryu12 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 3:02

Assuming this was true, you must be the biggest snivelling, weasly slimeball of a moron parent.

akshar 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 3:07

Asshole...

loled1337 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 3:08

you miserable excuse for a parent!! that's child abuse and you need to man up!! I don't care if you're a male or female!! you're disgusting and should be ashamed. this is not an fml. this is a yfdi, you gutter trash!!