Classic move rejecteddd - - United States Today, I went on a blind date. Right after I arrived there, he excused himself to go to the bathroom. He never came back. FML 40 567 5 199
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML 68 246 8 235
Today, I posted a review, on a strictly anonymous site, about a doctor I went to see for my anxiety but who actually made me worse. A while later, the same doctor called my home phone, addressed me by my full name and threatened to sue me for slander if I didn't take down the review. All of which was 100% true. FML 2 612 195
Today, I gave a talk in my management class about creating effective presentations and holding people's attention. Go figure, pretty much nobody paid any attention. FML 18 193 3 351
Today, my boyfriend gave me his theory on how the world would be a better place if Hitler had won the 2nd World War. FML 45 954 6 620
Today, I texted my dad and told him I was getting married in five months. His reply? "I gotta work that day." FML 33 369 3 715
Today, my aunt asked me to drop off some old stuff to her place. As I'm driving there, my car conked out and I got delayed. When I finally got there, she looked at the time and goes, "Yet another thing you're not good at." FML 924 175
Maybe he got lost. Afterall he is blind.
It's called sarcasm..