Love and First Dates: Check, please!

Check, please!

By No second date - 13/07/2025 06:00 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a fun, attractive girl. She ordered off the kid's menu, drowned her food in ketchup, and said my burger with blue cheese and bacon was disgusting. FML

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You deserved it 169

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 16/12/2018 03:00

Today, I went on a date. I went to the bathroom for five minutes and returned to find my date had not only left, but poured ketchup all over our food to ruin it. FML

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You deserved it 203

Pleased to meet you

By Cookie Monster nom nom - 17/05/2021 15:01 - United States

Today, I went out on a date with a cute girl. Everything was going great, until the food arrived. She not only shoveled food into her mouth like it was going to run away, she also smacked, sucked her fingers and laughed out loud with her mouth completely full. It was like dining with a 5-year-old. FML

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You deserved it 200

Grossed out

By tiaox - 04/06/2021 11:01

Today, I went on a date with an amazing girl. The date was going well, until she started eating. Although her mouth was closed the entire time, she somehow still made the loudest, most disgusting chewing noises I’ve ever heard. I felt bad about dumping her over that, but I just couldn’t continue. FML

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You deserved it 258

Meat is murder

By meatballz - 16/03/2010 04:28 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML

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You deserved it 43 847

By gotnogame - 31/01/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML

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You deserved it 37 949

By takeshi - 05/08/2018 20:30

Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML

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You deserved it 308

That went well

By Anonymous - 14/06/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I was on a first date and tried to playfully flick a fry at him. It missed, hit a waiter in the face, and he dropped an entire tray of drinks onto an elderly couple. My date laughed, then excused himself to the bathroom… and never came back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 114

You deserved it 654

By anonymous - 19/11/2016 18:35 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML

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You deserved it 1 526

By Sad Chef ;( - 05/12/2014 03:33 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML

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You deserved it 3 364

By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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You deserved it 4 131

FluffythePink 23

Sunday 13 July 2025 19:34

Aaaaaand the boner died with a disappointed whimper...

Garfield the Jew 8

Monday 14 July 2025 10:25

dodged a bullet there.

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d j mom 9

Sunday 13 July 2025 14:23

how old was she?!? did you gag watching her eat? the only adult I know that would enjoy her meal is a lovely person yet definitely classified as 'special'. give me the Bleu cheese please and send her packing.

poopface82 23

Sunday 13 July 2025 14:31

To be fair, bleu cheese is disgusting, but then again, it’s not as disgusting as drowning your food in ketchup.

FluffythePink 23

Sunday 13 July 2025 19:34

Aaaaaand the boner died with a disappointed whimper...

Garfield the Jew 8

Monday 14 July 2025 10:25

dodged a bullet there.

stickyface 16

Monday 14 July 2025 14:14

Waiting for the part where she's fun or attractive. Ew.

Lost Reggie 21

Monday 14 July 2025 18:41

Who cares what she eats if the sex is good?

Chazzster 29

Monday 14 July 2025 23:32

OP - The kids meal section is cheap. That’s a mercy to your pocket. People have different tastes in eating, it’s not important that you like the same foods. Everything else is far more important.