Kids: Catch!

Catch!

By babybreath - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was babysitting my baby cousin. I was lying on my back playing with her, while holding her up in the air. As I was doing that, I made cooing noises and funny faces to get her to laugh. She laughed and threw up in my mouth. FML

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By Username - 06/11/2010 05:18 - France

Today, I was playing with my four month old daughter, flying her in the air like an airplane. I open my mouth saying 'Weeee', and she vomited on my face. FML

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Classic mistake

By Katy - 14/02/2023 18:00

Today, after I finished giving my baby a bottle then burping her, I lifted her up and was bringing her in for kisses. As I was doing this, I felt this warm liquid hit my lips and slide into my mouth. I instantly pulled her back and she'd vomited. It took everything out of me not to vomit myself. FML

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Karme is real

By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, I held my cousin's new baby, whom I have nicknamed Canteloupe Head. He then reenacted the Exorcist by projectile vomiting all over my lap and shirt. His mom is a firm believer in karma. FML

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By emily074 - 23/08/2015 03:13 - United States - Salem

Today, the nine year old girl I was babysitting got the hiccups, so I told her to drink some water upside down to cure them. She ended up vomiting on the floor. FML

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By mew - 25/10/2011 18:04 - Canada

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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By Monroe - 23/06/2011 22:30 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML

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You ******* idiot

By Handuh15 - 31/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was babysitting with my best friend, watching my one-year-old cousin. We thought it would be funny to say a bunch of swear words in front of him, since he didn't know how to talk. Five minutes later, guess what his first word was? And guess who won't be invited over for a while? FML

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5-star meal

By storyofmylife - 15/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, while I was babysitting, the toddler was feeding me banana slices from her tray while I was cutting up clay for her to mold. It was all fine until she shoved something hard and crunchy into my mouth. I immediately spat it out into my hand. It was a dead cricket she found on the floor. FML

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By brittsters - 04/09/2015 17:46 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I went to visit my mom and my 3-month-old sister. I picked the baby up, totally unaware that she had just eaten. As I went to give her a kiss, she vomited straight into my mouth. Let's just say she wasn't the only one who puked. FML

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Sights, sounds, smells

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 12:00

Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML

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brittanycraze 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:05

Thats gross.

kelllieeee_ 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:09

how could he/she deserve that? whats wrong with you peopleeee lol im sorryyyy, hah thats really grosssss

Comments

dsegui4 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 5:22

ewwwwwww that's soooo gross FYL

greendaygirl597 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 5:04

My brother and I have both done that to my mom and my baby sister did that to my step dad. that sucks >_<

sensboltsfan84 4

Wednesday 9 March 2011 4:48

So basically, you're complaining about something that happens to anyone that ever becomes a parent. Poor baby

ccheart55 5

Monday 16 May 2011 4:24

I Did that to my dad when I was baby lol

austinwyke 2

Tuesday 9 August 2011 23:56

i did that to my sister when i was a baby!

linddezzy 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 18:33

Omg my cuzin did the same thing to me, it was soo gross! FYL, defenitly. My family will never let me live it down...

rachilio 26

Tuesday 13 September 2011 5:33

I did that to my sister exactly!

music87 14

Monday 3 October 2011 4:20

My mother told me I did that to a babysitter when I was a baby.

ManBroSkiGirl 10

Saturday 14 April 2012 19:09

Apparently my mom learned not to do that the hard way, also.

madeline9322 17

Tuesday 17 June 2014 2:41

Didn't anyone ever tell you not to have your mouth open when holding a baby above you? Happens all the time XD

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