But he's only 5

Anonymous - 18/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
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RichardPencil 30

At 5, he probably hasn't seen many boobs so we don't know if his opinion carries much weight. You can send me a pic, and I'll render my professional opinion.

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manb91gb 15

Why the **** were you changing with him in such close proximity? Also, these 'games' sound like you belong on a register... If you were a dude you would have been arrested within hours!

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Courtney McCracken 10

My question is why would you be changing anywhere near where he could see?

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mfranks19891989 10

Did he tell his dad before or after he went home and masturbated after he say you naked.

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tounces7 27

Learn how to lock doors?

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