Blind date from hell

By Starchyld - 11/11/2009 12:21 - Canada

Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like each other. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says, "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML
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Raiderwrstler65 0

lol you must be a good selection for him to plant his seed

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chloelove210 0

OMG thats soooo awkward! runnnnnn!!!!!!!

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bunny911 16

No matter how hard I try, I can only read this in a hillbilly voice.

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amhort 4

All you people saying it's a nice compliment are full of shit. No one in his right mind is going to bring up having kids on a first date.

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soyeah_whatsup 4

It was a compliment gone wrong OP... yeah lets go with that, a compliment.

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trainwreck9324 7

it is sort of sweet in an awkward kind of way, he could have said something mean

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lillith1992 0

Honey I've been there xD don't feel bad. you're beautiful! Be thankful you're not shaped like a 14year old boy!

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slimashli 7

how is this bad? men are naturally attracted to women with hips for reproductive reasons even if they dont know it lol but still

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slimashli 7

how's this a bad thing? men naturally like women with larger hips because of child bearing reasons that's completely natural and a nice compliment

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Sportey 9

That's not the type of joke you tell on the first date...

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