Cars, Music and Money: Blast from the past

Blast from the past

By Musicfan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my car was broken into, and they stole all my CDs, but left my daughter's Black Eyed Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissed about the theft, but almost glad to see that the delinquents in my town have a decent taste in music. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 026

You deserved it 4 528

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By Eli - 14/01/2010 00:08 - United States

Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 781

You deserved it 3 652

By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 139

You deserved it 2 721

By Donezoo - 08/01/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 654

You deserved it 2 355

By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 21:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I got into my car and realised that my CDs were no longer in my glove box. According to the police, the random key code for my car type has been cracked, and thieves can now let themselves in whenever they want. The manufacturer says they can't do anything about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 734

You deserved it 3 183

GTA

By Anonymous - 05/01/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 641

You deserved it 5 318

By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 04:58 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 040

You deserved it 4 124

By jarrettsorko - 23/08/2011 16:38 - Canada

Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 312

You deserved it 6 450

Safe as milk

By unsurprised - 28/02/2010 10:51 - United States

Today, I visited my friend in a nasty part of town. When I saw the shattered window of the car next to me, and the missing stereo, I moved my car to a safer location. Luckily, though, I have a common car, so the thieves were able to jimmy the lock and steal my stereo without making any noise. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 759

You deserved it 3 229

By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 536

You deserved it 2 179

Smart criminals

By Annette - 27/11/2020 23:01

Today, I came out to find my truck window broken. They broke into my truck to yank out the stereo. It was unlocked the whole time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 877

You deserved it 104

lol0wnee 5

Friday 12 August 2011 9:19

I wouldnt take that shit either.

juwood 7

Friday 12 August 2011 9:22

And the thief keeps runnin, runnin and runnin, runnin, and runnin, runnin......

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jewel_blonde211 0

Friday 12 August 2011 17:21

BLACK EYED PEAS ARE AMAZING FCK U

savfd645 7

Friday 12 August 2011 17:21

Black Eyed Peas are awesome!! I just hope OP didn't have any Bieber in there.

lyri10 0

Friday 12 August 2011 17:33

Wtf! I luv the black eyed peas!!!

ArsenalFan12 0

Friday 12 August 2011 18:00

agree with 17

Monjara 4

Friday 12 August 2011 18:12

HAHAHAHA Best FML I've read in a while.

CeeCee_fml 16

Friday 12 August 2011 18:23

Or it could just be that they already had it...?

neongurl98 10

Friday 12 August 2011 18:32

IDK why people hate them so much!!!!

neongurl98 10

Friday 12 August 2011 18:34

Some people are saying the black eyed peas are bad cuz of what they've become but I'm only 13 so what they've become is all I know!

minaza79 0

Friday 12 August 2011 18:45

That happen to me and they stole all my Marc Anthony cd all 12 of them expect the English ones. Who ever stole them don't know English. Lol

TrollFeeder 10

Friday 12 August 2011 18:47

This should be posted in GMH.

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Blast from the past

Same thing different taste

GTA

Safe as milk

Smart criminals

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