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pansypup - - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I discovered that my 100-pound Rottweiler is absolutely terrified of (drumroll please) orange peels. Yup. A byproduct of my lunch will turn this hulking monolith with teeth into a whimpering puddle of pee. FML

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conbon123 - 29/04/2013 07:20 - United States - Beaverton

Today, my dog became scared of his own food bowl. He now barks for ages every time he sees it. FML

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DogLover - 06/02/2013 13:59 - United States - Watertown

Today, I learned that my big, tough, strong dog is terrified of spiders when he jumped, knocked over a table, and then peed on the spider to drown it. FML

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Anonymous - 09/10/2025 12:00

Today, I discovered that the delicious beef jerky strips I’ve been eating all week are actually the dog’s teeth cleaning chews. FML

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hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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emilyhendrix0414 - 28/09/2012 10:53 - United States

Today, my 5-year-old, overweight Siberian Husky tackled me because he thought that my lipstick was food. FML

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Pups4Cups - 26/10/2016 12:43

Today, I finally realized why my 9-week-old puppy was going to the bathroom so much. I went to pick up the food bag and realized she had chewed a hole in the bottom, and eaten half of the bag in the last 4 days. Goodbye 30 pounds of dog food, and 100$ for a vet visit. FML

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Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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badwolf - - United States

Today, I bought some bitter-apple spray to stop my puppy chewing on everything. Later, I found out how effective it was, when I tried to eat a sandwich, and gagged at the horrifying taste on my hands. My dog seems unaffected, and continues to chew the table legs. FML

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Pisser - 26/06/2014 04:57 - United States - Portland

Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park and did what she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg and peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML

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Vicky - 12/10/2025 15:00

Today, I took my dog to the vet. He sat on my lap the whole car ride, licking my face and acting like my best friend. As soon as we got inside, he turned into a Tasmanian devil and pissed on my shoes, all while looking at me like I'd betrayed him. FML

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sparrowren 10

Thursday 3 September 2015 18:17

Lots of dogs dislike citrus from what I've heard. So maybe he was reacting to the smell?

shady914 14

Thursday 3 September 2015 18:16

Dogs hate citrus

thejonac 21

Friday 4 September 2015 3:19

but that's so adorable hahaha

worldclassrager 39

Friday 4 September 2015 3:50

I love the way you wrote this...

InnocenceBlue 37

Friday 4 September 2015 4:20

Oh my god that's hilarious! My dog has a similar phobia, his arch nemesis are spring onions (scallions or green onions to my American friends :) )

Smurf97 10

Friday 4 September 2015 5:20

Rotties are by far the biggest scaredy cats on the face of this earth. Over the years my rotts have been scared of vacuum cleaners, thunder, chihuahuas, and even their own farts!

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Friday 4 September 2015 5:49

You're in good company, pup. Cats are afraid of bananas.

ChickenNug 17

Friday 4 September 2015 6:14

My dog's afraid of balloons, bubbles, newspapers, those cardboard rolls in paper towels, plastic bags, ect... Pretty much she's scared of everything except large dogs. She tries to pick fights with them. (She has a Napoleon complex)