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By unknown - 09/11/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's whole family. Between them they had about 10 teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2017 20:00

Today, I met my boyfriend's entire extended family at a party. All of them, including his dad, said I looked exactly like his mum. FML

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By Vxale - 29/09/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML

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By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By Lauren - 12/10/2011 17:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML

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By octoberrain - 10/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

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By toothbreaker - 21/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML

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Cute

By Catfish - 29/03/2018 01:30

Today, I met the "cute guy" I've been chatting with online for a few months. He never smiled in pics, but I didn't think anything of it until I got to his place and he started talking. He didn't have a single tooth in his mouth. FML

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By ohmydog - 05/09/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML

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This Charming Man

By PLU - 27/01/2011 00:57 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 9 November 2010 9:00

YDI for dating a redneck.

89jessica 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 9:06

That bites.

Comments

Wheels6130 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 4:02

redneck

Aniblecoby 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 5:39

actually doughnutboy99 my dad's a redneck and he graduated from college!

mtnairtom 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 6:37

METH is wonderful drug and his family sounds like a bunch of tweekers or waffle house waitresses. Either way you consider moving to Alabama with them

SaRah_In_LoVe 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 7:02

Haha this one was worded perfectly.

wriptidez 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 9:05

if you like him it shouldnt matter unless looks are what matter to you

NinjaStar999 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 19:32

hahahahaaha ******* rednecks...YDI

nmillamane 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 1:54

smoking too much crack maybe?

Justincolon22 15

Thursday 11 November 2010 4:10

dumbass lol

buggybeauty 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 22:20

YDI for living in the south

kite1099 3

Friday 12 November 2010 1:36

maybe you can get together again and have a hoe down

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Today, I wrote a submission to FML and I realized that I could be doing so much more with my life than this. I mean really, I have real life stuff to deal with, and I don't have the time to be reading these s*itposts, much less making my own. FML

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*Banjo starts playing in the background*