Animals, Dogs and Facebook: Bad doggo

Bad doggo

By Anonymous - 09/02/2017 16:00 - United States - Lewistown

Today, I'm sick of watching my friend's dog while she is on vacation. In four days, the dog has shredded my mattress, peed on my couches, chewed my kitchen chairs, and attacked my dog while she slept. My friend won't answer her phone, but she does update Facebook non-stop. Ten days to go. FML

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By Please stay alive - 13/10/2024 05:00 - United States

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By chuchundra - 08/03/2014 20:06 - United States

Today, I got back from a two-week vacation. During my vacation, I had a friend from work watch my puppy. My puppy now likes him more than me, and won't stop whining sadly since he left. FML

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By Dognapped - 20/03/2022 04:00

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By feelgood - 29/07/2013 05:08 - United States

Today, I woke up on the last day of my vacation at the beach to find that my dog had chewed a hole in the wall of my rented house, 2 hours before the owner arrived to check for any damage. FML

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By Nicole - 09/05/2016 20:12 - United States - Bozeman

Today, a friend came to visit me from across the U.S. We spent the majority of the time she was here standing in the rain, at the dog park 20 miles from my house, so she could "make sure her baby poops on time". Basically, I took time off to watch my friend's dog take 6 craps. FML

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Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML

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By akasoor - 11/02/2013 01:51 - Canada - Hythe

Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML

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By anonymous - 05/09/2014 18:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I just got back from a two week vacation. I live with six people and only the dog was happy to see me. FML

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By Loopy - 07/05/2019 06:00 - Belgium

Today, I had to buy more supplies for the cat my friend asked me to pet sit for 2 weeks. Her 2-week vacation ended over 3 years ago. FML

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wesleyc2110 22

Thursday 9 February 2017 22:02

Post on Facebook that the dog died. That should get her attention

DomsterDC 16

Thursday 9 February 2017 22:01

Put the dog outside! Seriously when your "friend" comes back tell them they need to pay for the damages!

Comments

Danne696 14

Friday 10 February 2017 10:19

I would probably just leave it in a doggy daycare center for the next 10 days and pay for it. When you agreed to watch the dog, it became your responsibility, which includes all the damages it does. I mean, it sucks, but the only thing you can really do is hope that your friend is not a piece of shit and takes the initiative to pay for everything. If she doesn't tho, there's nothing to really do about it aside from never helping that friend again.

maritime1992 5

Friday 10 February 2017 11:01

give it to an animal shelter

onceuponatime456 16

Friday 10 February 2017 11:48

Put a post on FB that her dog is going to the pound!

ToastyTheBeast 4

Friday 10 February 2017 16:03

Make sure she pays for the damages.

brezzyanna 17

Friday 10 February 2017 17:55

Most dogs are used to be left home alone during the day. And its not usually possible to take dogs on vacation, since most hotels don't allow them.

katluvr 22

Saturday 11 February 2017 1:07

I would respectfully suggest that you either purchase it borrow a crate for your friend's dog. Look up ASPCA guidelines for using a crate (never for punishment, for safety and health only). This dog is exhibiting signs of separation anxiety, and could choke on things he's chewing or otherwise harm himself or your dog. Next time, prepare for such a "favor" by getting to know the dog and planning to avoid such problems (if there is a next time). Good luck