Pranks and Miscellaneous: Backfire

Backfire

By Anonymous - 14/07/2012 20:10 - Nigeria - Lagos

Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML

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You deserved it 54 790

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By megean c.l. - 20/01/2013 21:36 - United States

Today, my dad was making drinks for my mom and himself, so I asked him to make me some coffee too. When he brought me my drink, I took a sip, and realized he'd poured salt in it. As I gagged, he muttered, "Next time, make it yourself." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 865

You deserved it 8 023

By Kyle - 05/01/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 928

You deserved it 35 976

By inalotofpain - 16/04/2011 12:46 - United States

Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 493

You deserved it 3 922

By Autocorrected - 26/11/2012 20:13 - Philippines - Makati

Today, I had some soup that my dad made. I took one sip and found he had put tons of hot sauce in it. I rushed to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had used it as an ash tray the night before. I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 490

You deserved it 3 395

By squeltorey - 03/08/2012 19:28 - United States - Whittier

Today, after waking up, I went into the kitchen and took a swig of milk from the carton. I overestimated my strength, and the whole thing splashed all over my face. A few moments later, my dad staggered in, looked at me in disgust, and said, "You know what? I don't even wanna know." FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 831

You deserved it 11 184

By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 327

You deserved it 7 539

Skittish

By Anonymous - 18/07/2023 22:00 - Netherlands - Hardenberg

Today, my dad came home and wanted to grab a glass. It wasn't in direct sight so he slammed the cupboard door so hard, I peed my pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 613

You deserved it 190

By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 05:18 - Canada

Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 570

You deserved it 2 164

By sick of this shit - 12/03/2016 13:33 - United States - West Grove

Today, my dad opened my fridge, let rip a horrible fart into it, then closed it and said "There ya go, a little somethin' for supper." FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 972

You deserved it 1 755

By yamuda - 11/05/2016 23:24 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I walked into the kitchen to see my dad peeing into a cup. We made eye contact and he quickly threw the cup into the sink. Not one word has been spoken about what happened, and I saw my mom use the same cup later on that day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 238

You deserved it 2 039

astoryofroses 9

Sunday 15 July 2012 2:07

karma

olpally 32

Sunday 15 July 2012 2:08

never test your dad's brain power... he knows way more than you do about how to pull off a prank.

Comments

cameronman9 2

Sunday 15 July 2012 4:06

Ninja dad

Leslier_fml 4

Sunday 15 July 2012 4:26

You got a taste of your own medicine

cristy91 33

Sunday 15 July 2012 4:45

Next time do something really nice but look suspicious. That way you can guilt him into believing you so you can pull a super prank when you get the next chance

debins33 1

Sunday 15 July 2012 4:45

What a badass...

Skittles_Rawr 8

Sunday 15 July 2012 5:27

I believe you mean... "dadass".

perdix 29

Sunday 15 July 2012 4:49

Everyone over 30 has seen "the double switcheroo" in a million movies and TV shows. ******* around with old people is something you do at your peril. You have a definite advantage when it comes to the Facebook, the MySpace, the Twitter tweeting and the AOL, but in old-timey fields, they'll own your ass!

DarkCobalt55 6

Sunday 15 July 2012 5:16

Don't mess with Chuck Norris

linkinpark98 23

Sunday 15 July 2012 5:33

Looks like Karma just bitch-slapped your face! My dad is the same way. Always finds a way to outsmart us. Haha

animal50199 10

Sunday 15 July 2012 5:42

OP it's true that he wasn't born yesterday because if he was I don't think you'd be here making this FML. So just be glad. That didn't make any sense......