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Adding insult to injury

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could retake a test. I thought I'd texted back, "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML

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Mongoose19 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 16:07

well if that's on of your frequent used words YDI

Celesta 11

Thursday 3 March 2011 16:07

You must be a cool teacher for letting your students text you! You might be cool enough to make them think it's ok to call them a ****.

Niz_DD 14

Tuesday 14 July 2015 2:25

Why are people finding this so surprising? A lot of professors give out their numbers to students in case they need urgent help on something. Or is this thing exclusive to Australia?

Mr_Mole 24

Monday 7 November 2016 6:44

Hmmmmm

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 17 September 2022 21:57

You're a teacher and you don't know how to proofread things before submitting them? YDI

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