Next time go for an airhorn. Its solves all my problems =)

two words: Air Rifle. the birds will go away and never come back.

I'd come out with a ******* shotgun, Just sayin'.

that's awesome

My dad bought some "birds eye balloons". You blow them up and they have circles on them, that look like big eyes, and the birds have stayed away (so far).

I've heard Alka-Seltzer works wonders on pigeons.

chase them with fire cracker

This illustration is awesome :D

#Fail

I live in Canada where pigeons do not exist!