By Anonymous - 20/06/2018 19:30 - Australia

Today, I discovered that my ex is still my emergency contact at work. I found this out when I fainted and my work called her. She told them to "pull the plug". FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 194
You deserved it 821

Top comments

PenguinPal3017 19

Did they pull the plug? I hope you're not posting this as a ghost.

Zekfen 17

Better make sure she isn’t still on your life insurance policy or she might get ideas involving plugs.

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Plot Twist: OP fainted from pain after inserting an enormously large butt plug!!!

PenguinPal3017 19

Did they pull the plug? I hope you're not posting this as a ghost.

What else did you expect from her? And why do you sound surprised lol?!

PenguinPal3017 19

I'm friendly with my exes. I once had two exes sleep over at my place at the same time.

I mean you don't have to like your exes but telling someone to pull the plug is petty.

Zekfen 17

Better make sure she isn’t still on your life insurance policy or she might get ideas involving plugs.

tounces7 27

But you got the last laugh because you run on batteries, right?

Lobby_Bee 17

Sounds like she is the one. Go get her back.

openawhole00 6

did the hospital send you home only to habe a swollen arm 4 hours later?