By fEk - 22/3/2019 09:00 - Australia
Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  27

Your chewed-up glasses went between your toes? Even from a few feet away?

I’d have guessed dog turd squished between your toes, but it’s not clear what the antecedent of “it” is.

By  tounces7  |  26

It's funny because this is one of the many reasons I don't have a dog and never will. If I want a lovable idiot there's plenty of humans available who at least won't poop on the ground.