Shouldn't have said that! - FML

Shouldn't have said that!

By FML Approved - 15/09/2017 03:30 - France - Paris

Requesting nudes is always a delicate operation...

I agree, your life sucks 447

You deserved it 205

April Pisces: Traps and Laughs
Laugh at the best (and worst) April 1st jokes. Watch out, you could be next! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

UDIRTYMUFFINS 8

Saturday 16 September 2017 16:23

it shouldn't be an issue if that's your girlfriend!!

Comments

UDIRTYMUFFINS 8

Saturday 16 September 2017 16:23

it shouldn't be an issue if that's your girlfriend!!

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Cooking Awkward Work Health Embarrassing Sports Relatable Transportation Airplanes Kids I need your advice AITA Love Parenting Frustration NSFW Sex Intimacy Covid Funerals Money Family Social Media Wanker Porn Alcohol Cute Garden Dating

The Top

The Top

Today, I realized that I love my child's school resource officer and not the man that fathered my children. I don't know what to do about this. My oldest child can't stand his father and looks up to the school resource officer, while my youngest loves them both. I don't know what to do without hurting someone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 188

You deserved it 662

Today, I have finally accepted that OCD has won after almost 17 years. It’s taken every bit of enjoyment I have out of life from me, from work, to relationships, even to TV shows and food! Every time I try to reclaim something, it doesn’t last long before my brain wins and ruins it with negative associations. FML

I agree, your life sucks 441

You deserved it 119

Today, while playing cards, with my dad, mom and sister, I excused myself to go to the bathroom several times just to secretly chat with my crush. I laughed so hard at a joke that I wet my pants. My family thinks I need to see a doctor because I was going to the bathroom so often between card games. FML

I agree, your life sucks 235

You deserved it 1 395

Today, I rang up a customer’s items. The total came out to $24.67. She handed me a bag full of coins and looked at me expectantly. I asked if she had any other payment methods; she got irritated and said ,“If I did, I wouldn’t have given you this, stupid!” I had to count them. She was still 6 dollars short. FML

I agree, your life sucks 924

You deserved it 141

Today, I have a great union job and have told my friends about it. I recently received three calls from a very irate person, blaming me for, "stealing their workers by telling them about 'union BS'." I literally can't find their company anywhere, but they claim they will sue me. I don't even know who they are! FML

I agree, your life sucks 980

You deserved it 128

Today, during an important Zoom meeting, I insisted my dog was calm and well-behaved. To prove it, I picked him up. He immediately sneezed directly into my open mouth while my camera was on and my boss was speaking. Everyone saw and heard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 78

You deserved it 460