How's life going? By Lewis - 14/12/2018 00:30 When life gives you lemon, it's often juice, directly in the eyes... I agree, your life sucks 299 You deserved it 84 Share Tweet Share
Today, my mother flipped out that I spent $20 on a gift for myself for my birthday. Instead of getting a gift for me, she spent $300 on a new vacuum cleaner, and claims that we didn't have enough left in our budget to spend on me. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 021 You deserved it 135
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend. He said it was because he lives two hours away, but I think the ultrasound photos his other girlfriend posted proudly on his Facebook wall are the real reason. FML I agree, your life sucks 48 405 You deserved it 4 462
Today, I was at work talking to an older man. As our conversation ended, he said, "Thank you, ma'am." Then, he quickly stumbled over his words as he said, "I mean, thank you, sir. I meant sir. I think." He gazed at me for a moment in confusion, then darted away. FML I agree, your life sucks 46 202 You deserved it 6 736
Today, I put the key in my motorcycle but there was no power, so I pushed it to the road and tried to roll-start it down the hill. Pushed back up the hill. Jump started it and took off. Had to push it back up the hill. I change the battery to find out that the electrics are shorted out. I don't have another vehicle. FML I agree, your life sucks 780 You deserved it 145
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML I agree, your life sucks 34 366 You deserved it 3 202
Today, my husband came home mid-day and told me he could never EVER go back to our local Starbucks. A fart had gone wrong. Horrifically wrong. On a day he wore shorts. Have you ever had to hold in laughter while comforting someone having an existential crisis? FML I agree, your life sucks 1 197 You deserved it 158
This is abusive to child.