Great opener

By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 20:14 - United States - Champlin

Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated, "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML
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dragonstrike94 8

Well its sometimes true

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koolkat27 13

11- um.. that's actually what you're supposed to do.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Of course you are. You are a womAn.

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lobojojo 1

That's funny, because I'm also a woman and I'm not offended.

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AliceLockehart 18

I'm a woman & I don't care. :)

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doubiepower 5

why should you feel anxious? grow up!

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CaramelMacchiato 13

1.) OP's male, as oppose to the majority of females in the class. 2.) People tend to get stage fright. 3.) It's a touchy subject. (no pun intended)

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Narttu 20

You, doubiepower, are an insensitive douche.

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Trisha_aus 15

..your ex-girlfriend forgot to keep hers clean

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martron3000 5

A good presentation needs to get people's attention, and I'm sure that line did the trick!

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groupleader 7

Always open with a fact. Was your next statement:"but a ****** with an STD is beyond smelly"?

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Narttu 20

Actually 51, douching is quite unhealthy. It upsets the chemical balances within the ******, which are designed to help keep it clean and healthy. Upsetting the balance can result in infections and will probably promote bad smells.

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ICastillo 24

Well you learn something everyday. Thanks for letting me know

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

...is what you need for a smelly ******.

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