Going through the week like By Lewis - 24/01/2019 19:00 Yup, it's pretty much like it... I agree, your life sucks 270 You deserved it 110 Share Tweet Share
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML I agree, your life sucks 41 225 You deserved it 27 876
Today, my cat has always been rather antisocial, but after his first trip to the vet since getting fixed, he's become talkative, clingy, and goofy. I'd enjoy it, if not for the fact that he's nearly hurt himself several times because he keeps doing stupid shit. He might need to go back to the vet at this rate. FML I agree, your life sucks 623 You deserved it 130
Today, I confessed to losing my wife's engagement ring, and replacing it with a lookalike months ago. My wife also confessed that her actual engagement ring was locked in the safe, and the one I lost had been a fake. I've been paying the replacement off on my credit card for 6 months. FML I agree, your life sucks 46 121 You deserved it 14 128
Today, I realized that 6 months ago I signed up for a 3 day trial for a porn website that turns into a $30 membership after 3 days. I completely forgot the day after and never viewed it. I've spent $180 so far. And I can't remember my password. FML I agree, your life sucks 10 383 You deserved it 66 250
Today, I walked in on my sister masturbating with my curling iron. FML I agree, your life sucks 80 534 You deserved it 6 746
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML I agree, your life sucks 38 915 You deserved it 3 514
Today, after coming out of a meeting during which I promised my employees better wages, I was met at the door by my CEO telling me to lay off all the employees I just talked to. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 767 You deserved it 221
Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML I agree, your life sucks 7 108 You deserved it 33 462