FML's Who's Responsible…? By Louis - 28/03/2017 22:30 - France - Le Mans Does this guy really deserve it so many times? And who did it? We know. I agree, your life sucks 510 You deserved it 148 Share Tweet Share
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had promised that the day would belong to me. But no, I had to drive 80km forth and back to pick him up from work, then he took pictures with his new camera lens, then he decided what to eat, demanded a massage, and then he just fell asleep. Happy birthday to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 163 You deserved it 269
Today, a person I've never met called me a whore and spat on me. Why? Because I was babysitting for my neighbors and answered the door for two well dressed women passing out religious pamphlets. I politely declined to take any. Apparently being a 15 year-old girl caring for a toddler makes me a sex worker. FML I agree, your life sucks 521 You deserved it 57
Today, one of the houses had actors with chainsaws. I ran away screaming and slammed into a wall. So much for being macho this Halloween. FML I agree, your life sucks 723 You deserved it 1 340
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML I agree, your life sucks 852 You deserved it 1 516
Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 524 You deserved it 5 309
Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 688 You deserved it 18 765
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 357 You deserved it 2 466
Today, my girlfriend slapped a waxing strip on my beard because she is sick of quarantine and wanted to lash out at someone. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 801 You deserved it 190