My child is so hilarious!
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Gottabekidding - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Ashland
By Almostfunny - 16/03/2011 13:01 - United States
By J…… - 05/10/2022 13:00
By Neanderthals walk among us - 04/08/2013 19:09 - Hungary - Budapest
By Glenn - 21/03/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 03/02/2025 12:00 - United States - Des Moines
By ToxicSelf - 05/06/2025 03:00 - Germany - Berlin
By axon Impulse - 15/05/2017 12:00
By TheoBuckner - 21/01/2010 03:31 - United States
By ScreweD- - 16/11/2015 21:39 - United States - San Francisco
By Cutting them off would hurt less than this - 15/06/2023 09:00 - United States - Midlothian
By jobless - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By (-,..,-) - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
By anon - 30/08/2015 06:20 - United States - Springfield
By ice cream dude - 10/08/2012 13:58 - United States - Denver
By starving_freelancer_forever - 18/09/2017 16:00
By Anonymous - 19/01/2012 19:45 - United States
By Anonymous - 30/05/2023 00:02
By Barbara - 08/03/2022 21:59
By foretwintie - 06/06/2009 11:18 - Canada
By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 18:00
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By annoym - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 27/09/2017 03:09
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Mount Vernon
By MC - 14/05/2009 14:11 - Canada
By Sudokori - 07/09/2017 01:30
Keywords
Hey, guys. OP here. The situation is actually a bit more complicated than I made it out to be initially, but the FML is pretty much the gist. I can't go into too many details but here's what basically happened. I had actually asked for resume advice by someone who already worked at the company I was applying to. Let's call this person Mat. This person gave actual solid advice right up until he told me to make up work experience. I didn't do that, obviously, but I listed all prior relevant work experience, which included a company that had since gone out of business. Everything was fine until about a couple of weeks later when I was fired over the weekend. I later found out that Mat had also been fired. It was implied that I wasn't the only employee implicated in his shenanigans. I tried going to HR to clear my name, but everyone just wanted the whole debacle over and done with. I'm also pretty sure my life would've been very difficult had I decided to pursue legal action. I just happened to get caught up in company politics, that's all. Not much I can do about it now.