Intimacy: Great help

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By got got - 30/01/2020 14:00

Today, I just moved in with my friend and had my brother help with the move. Later that night both my brother and my friend wouldn't let me sleep because of how loud the sex was. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2016 04:04 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By driving me crazy - 26/05/2017 16:00

Today, I had to temporarily relocate to my brother's room after mine was being repainted. Not only do I have to sleep on the floor, but I also have to put up with my brother and dog both snoring loudly. What's worse is that they alternate in snoring. Goodbye sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2009 16:24 - United States

Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs did not help. FML

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By prdept. - 09/03/2011 17:12 - France

Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML

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Proof

By badbed - 11/12/2009 17:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML

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By why - 28/07/2014 01:55 - United States

Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML

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Oh no…

By fmlfmlfml - 10/07/2009 05:27 - Canada

Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML

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All in the family

By Anonymous - 23/08/2022 04:00 - Canada - Moose Factory

Today, I told my ex I was going to bed after a few drinks, and she ended up fucking my brother while I was asleep. What an awakening to hear. FML

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Quiet please

By mute - 16/04/2016 00:56 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my boyfriend finally moved out from his parents' house to his friend's flat. Excited that I wouldn't have to be so silent when we had sex anymore, I went over to spend the night. His bedroom is right next to his friend's 4-year-old daughter's room. FML

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ojosRojos 28

Thursday 30 January 2020 15:13

Wow, your brother really goes the extra mile when helping people, huh?

Jonkbaby 22

Thursday 30 January 2020 18:14

guess he needed help with that package

Comments

mfranks19891989 10

Thursday 30 January 2020 14:29

Did your brother wear his thong, bra and high heels

Paul Rushing 21

Saturday 1 February 2020 20:35

Wrong fml...

ojosRojos 28

Thursday 30 January 2020 15:13

Wow, your brother really goes the extra mile when helping people, huh?

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 30 January 2020 16:31

Your brother really knows how to move in!

Chad Fehn 3

Friday 31 January 2020 2:41

He didn’t move in. He was helping with the move.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 31 January 2020 2:51

I'd say he moved in on the friend, if you know what I mean ;)

Jonkbaby 22

Thursday 30 January 2020 18:14

guess he needed help with that package

BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 1 February 2020 5:59

That was fast.

jessi 4

Thursday 9 April 2020 13:22

You were the one who brought your brother over to your new place

xxWTFxx1981 23

Wednesday 23 March 2022 17:18

Your brother was just accepting payment for moving you in to the apartment. I am sure you didn't compensate him for his efforts.

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