Woman Sues Ex-Boyfriend For "Stretching Her Out"
No, this isn't a joke. Here we go with another strange lawsuit, this time from Zimbabwe.
Silindile Mangena, a 29-year-old woman from Harare, Zimbabwe, is suing her ex-boyfriend, 37-year-old Mugove Kurima. According to The Mirror, she claims that his abnormally long penis overstretched her formerly "tight" vagina, requiring her to seek out reconstructive surgery post-breakup.
The surgery, which hasn't been done yet, is going to cost Mangena around 150,000 Rand (over $10,400 USD) and she thinks she shouldn't have to pay for it as it was Kurima that caused the damage. Mangena and her lawyers want him to be forced to cover the cost of the reconstruction, so they're suing him in court for the full amount.
A downstairs mix-up probably isn't Mangena's only regret regarding her relationship with Kurima. It's said that she started dating and fell in love with him in 2016, despite the fact that he was married. His size didn't deter her when she was thinking in happily ever afters, but when he inevitably broke up with her this year, she realized that few men could fill the gap he left. Literally.
Kurima has not yet responded to the allegations, though we doubt he'll be embarrassed. Unless he's still married, that is... We're making a mental note to look this up again in a few weeks!