Why, Dad, Why?
Salutations, children of men.
Happy Father's Day!
But then something changes, not in him, but in you, and you realize: your dad is no god. He’s nothing more than an overgrown child. He has no idea what he’s doing. He’s just as bad with money as you are and although he may be the size of an adult man, he has the mind of a teenager. And it's not a disappointment at all. It's all too entertaining, even if a bit embarrassing at times.
The following FML selection is dedicated to this image of our fathers—the biggest kids of all.
ADULT SUPERVISION REQUIRED.
Today, I walked into the kitchen to see my dad peeing into a cup. We made eye contact and he quickly threw the cup into the sink. Not one word has been spoken about what happened, and I saw my mom use the same cup later on that day. FML
Here's to you, pops, and to father figures of all kinds. The gramps, the steps, the bilogical, the adopted, the in-laws. You're all rockstars in my eyes. Keep up the great dancing and the even greater jokes.
P.s. Special dad day shout out to my very own pop. Love you more than that! And a happy father's day, as well, to a one-of-a-kind step-pop. Not-your-daughter loves you! You guys are the bomb.com.