When someone submits a selfie in the FML Photo category…

I was so confused seeing that among the FML moderations.
FML--for being gorgeous?

This man is beautiful. Post more of his selfies, please.

This isn't instagram

Looks like he lies a lot

WAIT. WAS THAT A PINOCCHIO JOKE???

This guy is a cutie. Hot damn.

Great job with those fake eyebrow scars. Maybe you could shave that pedo-stache and douche-strap too.

Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!

Cute? Noooo. What that nose do tho?????

Dem eyebrows tho

hey don't hate on a guy for rocking his fave logo as eye brows he just really really loves adidas ?

"…we publish it, because we're sarcastic sadists."

FML.com, if you want to post pictures of random people on your site, then just do it. It's your site, you can do what you want on it. We don't need to know why you did it, no one cares.

If this guy gets a nosebleed it's game over.