What a shame!

So you're unable to properly drop a deuce. You compensate by dropping your phone in the toilet instead.

You deserved it for brining a phone with you to the bathroom.

C'mon, don't be a hypocrite. We all do it!

sounds like a really shitty situation!

You’re using it wrong.

How do you drop the phone into the toilet while you're sitting on it?

...and immediately fished it out to send an FML...

I don’t get how people like sitting in the toilet and multitask. I just sit, drop off the kids, and get up in less than 5 mins.

they are ill, they probably are going to be on the toilet a long time so a phone makes sense

I don't understand how you could even do that. I'm sitting on the toilet right now and there's just no way the phone would hit the toilet while I'm sitting on it. You must have been standing up or something.