We're Not Sure If You Heard A Royal Baby Has Been Born, But Just Incase, Here Are 20 Hilarious Tweets About It
Move aside Meghan Markle, there's new royal news in town and it's taking the internet by storm. For whatever reason; people really care about this royal family poppin' out babies, even if none of them will ever take the throne since (cleary) Queen Elizabeth will outlive this entire family. And although this family quite literally does nothing except exist glamorously.... here are 20 hilarious tweets about the birth of the third royal baby.
1. He's doing royally well.
Just heard on the news that the royal baby is ‘doing well’. ‘Well’!? He’s only been on the planet five minutes, he’s already a prince, absolutely loaded and will never have to work a day in his life. I’d say he’s fucking smashing it. #RoyalBaby
— Adrian 🇬🇧 (@awedgewood) April 23, 2018
2. Me too, but more cheese.
Kate Middleton’s day:
— Ellie Taylor (@EllieJaneTaylor) April 23, 2018
11am - Birth human
4pm - Blow dry and full make up
6pm - Present new heir to media looking red carpet ready
My day:
11am - Wake up, eat cheese
4pm - Put bra on
6pm - Take bra off, eat cheese#royalbaby
3. WE WAIT IMPATIENTLY FOR MORE NEWS.
The details are really coming thick and fast now on the news.
— The Media Blog (@TheMediaTweets) April 23, 2018
The royal baby will meet his brother and sister AT SOME POINT. He will be given a NAME. New parents can often be TIRED.
More as we get it.#RoyalBaby
4. BOOM *drops mic*
It's always newsworthy when a member of the Royal Family actually experiences labor. #RoyalBaby
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) April 23, 2018
5. All babies are beautiful, guys.
Aww, he's so gorgeous. #RoyalBaby pic.twitter.com/1licnKDsWn
— Sean Hegarty (@Sean_Hegarty) April 23, 2018
6. It's nice to see this meme used in a new, refreshing way.
At 8lbs, Prince William and Kate Middleton’s newborn is the biggest #RoyalBaby to be born in more than 100 years. A title previously held by Prince Chubbington No-Neck III. #LSSC pic.twitter.com/FPhxcPAI2i
— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) April 24, 2018
7. My vote is for Of The Jungle.
Some #RoyalBaby names that work well with George:
— innocent drinks (@innocent) April 23, 2018
Michael
Lucas
Harrison
Of The Jungle
By Asda
8. As it should be.
BREAKING NEWS. New #royalbaby name is ‘Kanye’.
— David Walliams (@davidwalliams) April 23, 2018
9. The salt is real.
When you find out you've a new nephew but you've been moved down the line for the throne...#RoyalBaby pic.twitter.com/89UlROvMy0
— Rowan Meegan (@RowanMeegan) April 23, 2018
10. SAD!
When you see #royalbaby trending and think "Oh great, what did that orange infant tweet now?"
— Steve Marmel (@Marmel) April 23, 2018
But this is better.
This is better.
11. I hope A Cup Of Tea makes it!
Line of Succession
— St Peter (@stpeteyontweety) April 23, 2018
The Queen
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Prince Charles
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Prince William
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Prince George
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Princess Charlotte
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#royalbaby
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Prince Harry
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Simon Cowell
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Hugh Grant
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Po of the Teletubbies
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Rowan Atkinson
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Helen Mirren
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A cup of tea
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Kanye West
12. MOAR BABY NEWS NAO
I like the #royalbaby and your baby and all babies! If anything, I want MORE COVERAGE. ‘Sharon from Ramsgate is 4cm dilated and weeping for drugs. So much for your birth plan, eh Sharon.’
— Katherine Ryan (@Kathbum) April 23, 2018
13. So precious.
First pictures of the new #royalbaby released as a nurse shows off the new prince to wellwishers. pic.twitter.com/181j1g6xZv
— Dean Bickell (@Deanzoz) April 23, 2018
14. You know you thought about it.
If you're a doctor working at the Lindo Wing, surely it'd be tempting to hold a doll out of a top floor window, Lion King style. #RoyalBaby
— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) April 23, 2018
15. It goes well with George and Charlotte.
Can't believe they've called the royal baby Jürgen Klopp pic.twitter.com/7Rw9kH5UWV
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) April 23, 2018
16. Moms are on it.
The only way my mum could text me royal baby updates more quickly would be if she were Kate's birthing partner.
— Robyn Drury (@robyn_drury) April 23, 2018
17. SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE THIS CAPTION WRITER AN AWARD.
Caption writer at the BBC just got fired!#RoyalBaby pic.twitter.com/CNJ8IxV7YN
— Sketchaganda (@sketchaganda) April 23, 2018
18. Netflix be like "$$$$$"
Netflix renews "The Crown" for another 47 seasons #royalbaby
— LevityTV (@LevityTV) April 23, 2018
19. Makes sense.
The #royalbaby is straight people’s equivalent of a new Ariana single.
— Philip Ellis (@Philip_Ellis) April 23, 2018
20. This photo is perfect in so many memes.
RT @DailyMailUK: Kate Middleton's new son is the BIGGEST royal baby to be born in more than 100 years https://t.co/gRmhg5z0zI pic.twitter.com/U08CGbQrrh
— El Jefe (@ThatElJefe) April 23, 2018
