By Anonymous - 26/12/2019 14:00 - United States - Houston

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Today, I hired a babysitter to take care of my newborn. When I came home, she was having sex with her boyfriend in the crib while the baby sat and watched them. FML
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By  caffeine_addict  |  11

1. How big is your crib?
2. Your newborn can sit up and watch them?

OP, you shouldn't be lying at Christmas time

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By  caffeine_addict  |  11

1. How big is your crib?
2. Your newborn can sit up and watch them?

OP, you shouldn't be lying at Christmas time

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  MidnaLink  |  31

Yeah, because NO ONE has ever had a fussy newborn to not be able to take around for errands all day. Or maybe they wanted a once-in-a-blue-moon date before the end of the first year. Hiring a babysitter is acceptable, babysitter having sex near baby… not so much.

By  shannon2348  |  13

Sorry but I'm not buying this. First of all a newborn doesn't sit. And I'm pretty sure no one would be having sex in a crib. Not to mention did you leave your newborn with someone you don't really know? ydi

By  Matthew Irmen  |  9

Is this one of those grownup paying as an infant role play evenings? Is the newborn in his/her 20’s or 30’s?

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  julfunky  |  28

Still doesn’t make sense. Cheating or not you wouldn’t contort yourself to fit in a baby’s crib to do it, especially when there is most likely a perfectly good bed or couch available.