Turns Out Most People Don't Call Their Pets By The Original Names They Gave Them, But What They Do Call Them Is Pretty Hilarious

I got 3 dogs and 4 cats, they all got nicknames I say more than their actual names. For example my dog Fiona is called Fi Fi alot.

My cats all share a nickname, usually along the line of "Come here fucker!"

I named my cat Peanut, and it's evolved into Booby/Boobie.
Peanut>Bubby>Booby>Bubble>Bubnut. Sometimes my mom and I will call her peanut butter, or wide load since she's kinda fat haha

Or sometimes I'll call her peebee/PB, short for peanut butter.

Somehow my dog Henry’s name evolved into Rickles. Though he also responds to Dumbass.

Hershey- Hersh-Hersheldy Dersheldy

Have a small dog who’s rather husky for her size, called Madeline. It’s gone from Madeline>Mada-loin>Pork loin. Occasionally it’s Madam Loin.

my roommates and i have three cats, and i think we have great names for them:
Daniel Chester Phantom> D.C.> Bubba> Bub> Bubby> Derp> DerpDerp> Derpy> Derpius> Lord Derpius of Catticus, Earl of Flufferbutt
Freya Raine Delphi> Freya> Frey> FreyFrey> Freya Babe> Pretty Girl> Pretty Lady> Precious Babe> Little Lady> Queen Freya Raine of Cattington, Ruler of Catshire
Commander Ambrose Ixia> Ambrose> Amboose> BooseBoose> Little Man> Tiny Child> Nugget> Little Nug> Raisin Bran> Whiner Child> Goat Child> Cutie Patootie with a Itty Bitty Booty

Are cat is Ashby, Ash, puss, poos, poo-poo, poo.

the dog Izzy > Moo moo > Pooey > Ooey. go figure.

We have a dog named Dexter. Somewhere along the line we started calling him Doozers, then Doozy.

I have 2 little black dogs.
Sokkies (Afrikaans for socks) usually becomes sokks if he being cute.
Tiger started as Killer became Rollo cos he was fat puppy and because my gran couldn't remembwr any of that she dubbed him Tiger.

And when they don't listen they become asshole 1 and 2