Turns Out Most People Don't Call Their Pets By The Original Names They Gave Them, But What They Do Call Them Is Pretty Hilarious

Long gone are the cutesy monikers, and in are the "WTF, how did we even get here" names.

If you're like most people, you probably thought you were the only person who referred to your pet as some completely obscure or over-the-top cutesy name. When Twitter user @MooseAllain tweeted recently about his pets name and how it evolved into something entirely different, it inspired other pet owners to do the same. The result was wonderful.

Bored Panda came in with the compilation, and we decided to pick a few of our favorites. Enjoy.

Got a favorite? Let us know in the comments below!

By nadine / Monday 23 April 2018 16:06 / France

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By CrazyTrainWreck | 19

#7626712 - Tuesday 24 April 2018 18:10

I got 3 dogs and 4 cats, they all got nicknames I say more than their actual names. For example my dog Fiona is called Fi Fi alot.

My cats all share a nickname, usually along the line of "Come here fucker!"

By MaltWarrior | 32

#7626723 - Tuesday 24 April 2018 18:25

Have a small dog who’s rather husky for her size, called Madeline. It’s gone from Madeline>Mada-loin>Pork loin. Occasionally it’s Madam Loin.

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By CrazyTrainWreck | 19

#7626712 - Tuesday 24 April 2018 18:10

By chubbear | 14

#7626716 - Tuesday 24 April 2018 18:15

I named my cat Peanut, and it's evolved into Booby/Boobie.
Peanut>Bubby>Booby>Bubble>Bubnut. Sometimes my mom and I will call her peanut butter, or wide load since she's kinda fat haha

chubbear | 14

#7626717 - Tuesday 24 April 2018 18:15

Or sometimes I'll call her peebee/PB, short for peanut butter.

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7626720 - Tuesday 24 April 2018 18:22

Somehow my dog Henry’s name evolved into Rickles. Though he also responds to Dumbass.

By Samantha Thomas_560618016 | 8

#7626721 - Tuesday 24 April 2018 18:22

Hershey- Hersh-Hersheldy Dersheldy

By MaltWarrior | 32

#7626723 - Tuesday 24 April 2018 18:25

Have a small dog who’s rather husky for her size, called Madeline. It’s gone from Madeline>Mada-loin>Pork loin. Occasionally it’s Madam Loin.

By SiriusOrionBlack | 20

#7626731 - Tuesday 24 April 2018 18:49

my roommates and i have three cats, and i think we have great names for them:
Daniel Chester Phantom> D.C.> Bubba> Bub> Bubby> Derp> DerpDerp> Derpy> Derpius> Lord Derpius of Catticus, Earl of Flufferbutt
Freya Raine Delphi> Freya> Frey> FreyFrey> Freya Babe> Pretty Girl> Pretty Lady> Precious Babe> Little Lady> Queen Freya Raine of Cattington, Ruler of Catshire
Commander Ambrose Ixia> Ambrose> Amboose> BooseBoose> Little Man> Tiny Child> Nugget> Little Nug> Raisin Bran> Whiner Child> Goat Child> Cutie Patootie with a Itty Bitty Booty

By numbat97 | 17

#7626732 - Tuesday 24 April 2018 18:52

Are cat is Ashby, Ash, puss, poos, poo-poo, poo.

By EarthsMightiestHeroes | 20

#7626735 - Tuesday 24 April 2018 19:00

the dog Izzy > Moo moo > Pooey > Ooey. go figure.

By UselessWeeaboo1 | 21

#7626742 - Tuesday 24 April 2018 19:19

We have a dog named Dexter. Somewhere along the line we started calling him Doozers, then Doozy.

By Devilish_delight | 8

#7626745 - Tuesday 24 April 2018 19:25

I have 2 little black dogs.
Sokkies (Afrikaans for socks) usually becomes sokks if he being cute.
Tiger started as Killer became Rollo cos he was fat puppy and because my gran couldn't remembwr any of that she dubbed him Tiger.

And when they don't listen they become asshole 1 and 2