FML : Top Ten Online Dating FMLs

Top Ten Online Dating FMLs

By Nina / dimanche 23 avril 2017 07:00

Creeps, liars, stalkers...when you turn to dating apps or online dating sites, you never know what kind of characters you'll find! Today's selection of FMLs is dedicated to everyone who's experienced the horror of online dating.

Tinder addicts in the house say hayyyyy.

It's true, Tinder is my favorite past time. I'm an all-day swiper. Wake up. swipe. Metro. swipe. Toilet. swipe. Important meeting at work. swipe. The cycle never ends!

Online dating and dating apps are awesome because you get to meet so many interesting people. However, if you choose to use them, you have to be okay with the fact that you're going to meet just as many terrible ones.

So I, your resident online dating expert, have hand-selected these FMLs to guide you as you make your way through the 4 Stages of Online Dating.

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Step 1: Building Your Profile

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Today, I completed the arduous, nearly hour-long process of answering the eHarmony dating questionnaire, only to be told my answers were too "unique" for them to match me with anyone. I had chosen "the world" as my distance range. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By DrakeScott - / Wednesday 2 November 2011 18:14 / United States

Today, I realized my online dating profile has gotten more views with no picture than it has with my picture. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Tuesday 9 July 2013 17:11 / United States - Romulus

Today, I now need to include in my prerequisites for a potential date, "Must not pull a knife out on one of my guy friends for hugging me." I'm so done with online dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By MG73 / Monday 2 November 2015 04:16 / United States - Scarborough

Step 2: Exchanging Messages

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Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By CreepedOut - / Sunday 29 August 2010 19:45 / United States

Today, I logged onto Tinder to see if I had any messages. I had one: "Get off Tinder." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Thay - / Thursday 1 September 2016 22:28 / United States

Step 3: The First (And Probably Only) Date

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Today, I went on my first date. When we got to the restaurant he started hitting on the waitress. As soon as we sat down he took out his iPod and watched a video, then took out his phone and went on Tinder. Then about a minute before the bill came he dissapeared to the bathroom for 20 minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By hollyglambert - / Sunday 27 March 2016 17:21 / Canada - Victoria

Today, I had a Tinder coffee date. He picked me up, we went to a coffee shop, we talked about work. I was having a fine time, that is until I went to the restroom and came back to find him, his car, and my phone charger gone. That was my only charger, too. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By whhhhyyyyyyy - / Thursday 16 February 2017 03:03 / United States - Vallejo

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years a few months ago, my boys convinced me to go out with the cute girl I had been talking to on Tinder. However, she wasn't cute, or a girl. He robbed me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 9 July 2015 19:46 / United States

Step 4: Giving In And Giving Up

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Today, just like the past 2 weeks, I'm so broke that I only got to eat dinner because I went on a first date with a guy from Tinder. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By broke - / Saturday 9 July 2016 07:36 /

Today, I replaced my dating apps with food apps cause at least someone will show up after I use the food apps. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fyreangel - / Thursday 10 November 2016 21:39 / United States - Warren

Now that you've read the guidelines, you're ready to get on out there and play the field. You might want to bring some pepper spray on you, though. You know, just in case...

Good luck!