By Anonymous - 11/11/2019 20:00

Too much enjoyment

Today, while being intimate with a guy. I wanted to be sweet by going down on him. Unfortunately, I got him too excited, and he farted in my face, 2 times continuously. This was the first time that anyone had ever farted in my face. FML
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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  28

I think I speak for the majority of the universe when I say "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Nasty!" It'll take a while until you try that again. Assuming this incident didn't give you PTSD. Or pink eye.

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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  28

I think I speak for the majority of the universe when I say "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Nasty!" It'll take a while until you try that again. Assuming this incident didn't give you PTSD. Or pink eye.

By  kujiens101  |  24

I like how you clarified that this was the first time your face got farted on, as if the alternative would go like “it’s fine. It happens to me all the time.”