Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
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Heeeerroin
| 5
At least it wasn't shit.
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lil_miss_katii
| 7
Ewwww that sucks :/ maybe start taking an extra pair of pants from now on?
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lil_miss_katii
| 7
Ewwww that sucks :/ maybe start taking an extra pair of pants from now on?
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i_amthe_walrus
| 0
This is kind of your fault OP. When you work with the youth you should know that they leak fluids from seven different holes and a change of clothes is a necessity.
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starxshine
| 0
Oh the joys of working at a daycare... I feel your pain OP
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Damn_Hippster
| 11
That sounds fun. Nothing smells better then kids urine. In fact who need deodorant when you have other people's urine?
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Spritemazter
| 0
I used to take extra pants to work. But then I took an arrow to the knee.
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Sammeh_Higgins
| 0
Center*
:)
:)
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downtime
| 12
I kind of agree with 13, who works in child care and doesn't bring a back up set of clothes?
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Grimmerie
| 31
No, 72, centre. OP is Australian and Aussies write correctly. Not everyone spells the American way.
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uniongirl02
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That is so disgusting. Were you not watching the kids properly?
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Heeeerroin
| 5
Properly? It was an accident, not anyone's fault.
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uniongirl02
| 0
Well, if she was watching the kids they wouldn't have pissed themselves and would have been taken care of. Yeah, accidents happen, but then get cleaned up.
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Heeeerroin
| 5
I see your point. But I don't think anyone was at fault.
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uniongirl02
| 0
True.
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DFlit1
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That and even if she was watching one kid can literally stop, stand still for all of 20 seconds and make a puddle on the floor not exactly the easiest thing to pick up on with 20 other little kids in the room
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marpay
| 11
It was after nap time. Little kids sometimes wet the bed.
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Jovecove
| 13
It might not have been op's shift at the time the kids piss so you can't blame op just like that. Dayum boobs and blondes really tell us all something lol
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Skinkitten
| 0
Yeah, because most kids like to announce to the world that they've pisses themselves while sleeping. Go work in childcare you fucking retard.
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thisisafunnyname
| 12
well op isnt gonna be looking at kids' crotches while they're sleeping to see if they pissed cause that'd be creepy. And it'd be difficult to stop a kid from peeing even if you knew he was peeing...
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Heeeerroin
| 5
At least it wasn't shit.
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DrMaverickRanger
| 4
Or vomit...
Cool pic, man!
Cool pic, man!
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Heeeerroin
| 5
If you actually like Lou Reed, I have high respect for you!
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DrMaverickRanger
| 4
Lol, why else would I say cool pic? I dig the velvet underground, and am very into that whole convoluted Andy Warhol scene, but I must admit that I like Lou's solo stuff more :) (I reckon my favourite song is "Last Great American Whale" - I went through a phase where I thought the song would make the raddest Jim Jarmusch-esque film ;)
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Heeeerroin
| 5
Thinking he had the whale in his sights, blew the whale's brains out with a led harpoon!
Yes, awesome stuff.
My dad's friend recently gave me all of the Lou Reed album's on vinyl.
Coney Island Baby is definitely my favorite album. Also I like his self-titled album a lot.
Yes, awesome stuff.
My dad's friend recently gave me all of the Lou Reed album's on vinyl.
Coney Island Baby is definitely my favorite album. Also I like his self-titled album a lot.
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DrMaverickRanger
| 4
Rad man! I feel that most music (especially older stuff) sounds better on vinyl :)
I must get some more of his stuff - I have the entire velvet underground discography, but my solo stuff is lacking a bit :(
What other music do you like? (I see an "a hard rains a-gonna fall" lyric on your profile, Bob Dylan is VERY cool :)
I must get some more of his stuff - I have the entire velvet underground discography, but my solo stuff is lacking a bit :(
What other music do you like? (I see an "a hard rains a-gonna fall" lyric on your profile, Bob Dylan is VERY cool :)
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Heeeerroin
| 5
Bob Dylan is probably my favorite of all time. Highway 61 is a near perfect album, and recently got Blonde on Blonde.
I think the Times They Are-A Changin' is my favorite album by Dylan.
I also love Tom Petty.. Ummm. Oh, I do enjoy big band. And Sam Cooke, stuff like that.
I think the Times They Are-A Changin' is my favorite album by Dylan.
I also love Tom Petty.. Ummm. Oh, I do enjoy big band. And Sam Cooke, stuff like that.
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absolutegrrr
| 7
Hey, look! It's the fuck that I don't give!
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Heeeerroin
| 5
Your comment obviously gives it.
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DrMaverickRanger
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I also really dig Bob Dylan - my favourite albums are prolly "freewheelin' Bob Dylan" and "times they are a'changing", but I also loe love love "desire", and "highway 61 revisited" has desolation row on it, which is a superrad song, and reminds me of one of my gave graphic novels - watchmen :)
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zoPwNAgEzo
| 21
Looks like those pants that urine are gonna stink for a while..
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burninnapalm
| 5
I see what you did there
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TheDeadlyTurtle
| 7
There's a party in my pants and Urine.....Vited! ;)
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herotime
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Scared the piss outa ya?
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uniongirl02
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Your picture scares the piss out of me :D
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herotime
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Don't talk about my girlfriend that way...
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marpay
| 11
She's beautiful in her own very different and special way?
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leogirl95
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It's what's on the inside that counts?
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Torva_fml
| 16
I thought about posting "her vagina?"
But then I thought... Hmm, that's sexistl... But I've finally come to the conclusion, that it is, in fact... On the inside. Therefore, a fitting response.
But then I thought... Hmm, that's sexistl... But I've finally come to the conclusion, that it is, in fact... On the inside. Therefore, a fitting response.
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GrahamAker
| 3
Better to be off then pissed on… Oh wait…
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geon_olam
| 17
Sure, blame it on the kids...
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noodlepoodle96
| 0
Atleast you'll be totally popular with dogs today!
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BIGBOY4rmAHM
| 19
Well you don't seem pissed off. Just pissed on.
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GRRSOM
| 7
Always carry a spare pair of pants in the case you fall in a puddle of urine. Life 101