By Anonymous - 08/12/2011 12:40 - Australia

Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 045
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Heeeerroin 5

At least it wasn't shit.

lil_miss_katii 7

Ewwww that sucks :/ maybe start taking an extra pair of pants from now on?

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lil_miss_katii 7

Ewwww that sucks :/ maybe start taking an extra pair of pants from now on?

i_amthe_walrus 0

This is kind of your fault OP. When you work with the youth you should know that they leak fluids from seven different holes and a change of clothes is a necessity.

Oh the joys of working at a daycare... I feel your pain OP

Damn_Hippster 11

That sounds fun. Nothing smells better then kids urine. In fact who need deodorant when you have other people's urine?

I used to take extra pants to work. But then I took an arrow to the knee.

Sammeh_Higgins 0

Center* :)

I kind of agree with 13, who works in child care and doesn't bring a back up set of clothes?

No, 72, centre. OP is Australian and Aussies write correctly. Not everyone spells the American way.

That is so disgusting. Were you not watching the kids properly?

Heeeerroin 5

Properly? It was an accident, not anyone's fault.

Well, if she was watching the kids they wouldn't have pissed themselves and would have been taken care of. Yeah, accidents happen, but then get cleaned up.

Heeeerroin 5

I see your point. But I don't think anyone was at fault.

That and even if she was watching one kid can literally stop, stand still for all of 20 seconds and make a puddle on the floor not exactly the easiest thing to pick up on with 20 other little kids in the room

marpay 11

It was after nap time. Little kids sometimes wet the bed.

It might not have been op's shift at the time the kids piss so you can't blame op just like that. Dayum boobs and blondes really tell us all something lol

Yeah, because most kids like to announce to the world that they've pisses themselves while sleeping. Go work in childcare you fucking retard.

well op isnt gonna be looking at kids' crotches while they're sleeping to see if they pissed cause that'd be creepy. And it'd be difficult to stop a kid from peeing even if you knew he was peeing...

Heeeerroin 5

At least it wasn't shit.

Or vomit... Cool pic, man!

Heeeerroin 5

If you actually like Lou Reed, I have high respect for you!

Lol, why else would I say cool pic? I dig the velvet underground, and am very into that whole convoluted Andy Warhol scene, but I must admit that I like Lou's solo stuff more :) (I reckon my favourite song is "Last Great American Whale" - I went through a phase where I thought the song would make the raddest Jim Jarmusch-esque film ;)

Heeeerroin 5

Thinking he had the whale in his sights, blew the whale's brains out with a led harpoon! Yes, awesome stuff. My dad's friend recently gave me all of the Lou Reed album's on vinyl. Coney Island Baby is definitely my favorite album. Also I like his self-titled album a lot.

Rad man! I feel that most music (especially older stuff) sounds better on vinyl :) I must get some more of his stuff - I have the entire velvet underground discography, but my solo stuff is lacking a bit :( What other music do you like? (I see an "a hard rains a-gonna fall" lyric on your profile, Bob Dylan is VERY cool :)

Heeeerroin 5

Bob Dylan is probably my favorite of all time. Highway 61 is a near perfect album, and recently got Blonde on Blonde. I think the Times They Are-A Changin' is my favorite album by Dylan. I also love Tom Petty.. Ummm. Oh, I do enjoy big band. And Sam Cooke, stuff like that.

Hey, look! It's the fuck that I don't give!

Heeeerroin 5

Your comment obviously gives it.

I also really dig Bob Dylan - my favourite albums are prolly "freewheelin' Bob Dylan" and "times they are a'changing", but I also loe love love "desire", and "highway 61 revisited" has desolation row on it, which is a superrad song, and reminds me of one of my gave graphic novels - watchmen :)

Looks like those pants that urine are gonna stink for a while..

burninnapalm 5

I see what you did there

There's a party in my pants and Urine.....Vited! ;)

herotime 7

Scared the piss outa ya?

Your picture scares the piss out of me :D

herotime 7

Don't talk about my girlfriend that way...

marpay 11

She's beautiful in her own very different and special way?

leogirl95 12

It's what's on the inside that counts?

Torva_fml 16

I thought about posting "her vagina?" But then I thought... Hmm, that's sexistl... But I've finally come to the conclusion, that it is, in fact... On the inside. Therefore, a fitting response.

Better to be off then pissed on… Oh wait…

Sure, blame it on the kids...

Atleast you'll be totally popular with dogs today!

BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

Well you don't seem pissed off. Just pissed on.

GRRSOM 7

Always carry a spare pair of pants in the case you fall in a puddle of urine. Life 101