Today, working as an EMT on an ambulance, we had a patient who...

By fire1 - 25/10/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, working as an EMT on an ambulance, we had a patient who refused to accept that he had a massive GI bleed, despite the fact that bloody stool was flowing from his anus all over my ambulance. To make things worse, my EMT ride-along student puked all over the patient. FML

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By kwchambers92 | 10

#3487005 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:00

Sounds like a mess, a bloody shitty mess...

By Buttsexpirate | 9

#3487051 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:06

His anus is bleeding! I said his anus is bleeding!

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By ZeDolphinator | 7

#3487003 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 11:59

Um, ew?

nateylovesporn | 0

#3487041 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:05

sounds like bad night for you sir! I am sorry:/

indielove | 13

#3487099 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:12

That's going to be one hell of a mess to clean up.

rawrkittyrawr | 6

#3487116 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:15

SHUN THE NON BELIEVER SHUUUUUUN

cmack11 | 0

#3487421 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 14:09

So much for medical privacy

schmelia | 10

#3487499 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 14:34

26 - I'm pretty sure that's not a breech of privacy. OP didn't mention names, not even their own.

blackheart24 | 10

#3487685 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 15:46

I think this guy bloody anus dude found the giant dildo in the tailpipe.. Hence the bleeding butthole.

SCREAM4meeee | 0

#3487705 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 15:50

I could never be a med tech.. It's just too messy :/

gojira666 | 7

#3488897 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 18:26

...and then the ambulance crashed, sending us all onto the floor....

hinchkongfang | 0

#3489881 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:03

Shit! Bloody chunder!

MfailK | 0

#3489951 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:22

That's great put your rookie on cleaning detail. That's what I do with mine.

By kwchambers92 | 10

#3487005 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:00

Sounds like a mess, a bloody shitty mess...

Michael_Kelso | 0

#3488798 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 17:39

That's a bummer op, but hilarious.

MyEpicDemise | 7

#3489802 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 23:23

This makes for a really messy orgy. 3guys1ambulance anyone?

satph | 12

#3491822 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 7:48

71- yuck.

Bubbelz | 24

#5401324 - Monday 11 March 2013 18:50

Haha :)

By WallyTheWombat | 0

#3487011 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:01

Oh damn I hate when I get those.

Decapitation | 3

#3491105 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 4:35

Yeah me too, but I use chipotle-away!

By lizard399 | 0

#3487039 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:04

Hey, you signed up for it..
Haha that's so gross though

la_gata_0716 | 5

#3487337 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 13:32

We didn't " sign up for it" we are train to save people's life!

lizard399 | 0

#3488942 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 18:41

Um yeah, wouldn't you figure you'll see some disgusting things? Pick body parts up from the side the road and what not? That comes along with your important life saving job don't it? You fucking idiot, always jump to assume someone's insulting you.

BlackSheepN | 2

#3489848 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 23:49

Fucking idiot? Sure you will be thinking that when you are laying down on the ground bleeding to death or having a heart attck and we come to save your ass.

lizard399 | 0

#3490898 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 3:42

Yeah well they can't even spell "trying" and didn't get what I was saying so YEAH "fucking idiot" sue me.

SeedlessMe | 13

#3495506 - Thursday 27 October 2011 1:15

81- I'm pretty sure she meant 'trained' (and 'lives') not that makes her appear much more intelligent.. But she's still out there being nobel, so you really shouldn't talk shit. You most likely will need them one day, you know :]

By Buttsexpirate | 9

#3487051 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:06

His anus is bleeding! I said his anus is bleeding!

emag_eht | 18

#3487229 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:41

The irony in your name and picture in this situation is priceless.

speshlk37 | 13

#3487640 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 15:32

For the love of god, and all that is holy, his anus...is bleeding!!

Iamnotyourmom | 0

#3488934 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 18:38

16 - You didn't use the word 'irony' right.

amanda_d95 | 9

#3489777 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 23:04

Yay!! : ) best video ever

randii_17 | 11

#3497763 - Thursday 27 October 2011 8:21

I think this should be the guy with the bleeding ass' fml, not the person whose job it is to deal with this sort of thing.

By docscientist | 9

#3487056 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:07

Cancer, Ebola, or insertion gone wrong?

SimpleMinds_fml | 7

#3489719 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 22:30

Or a combo of the 3

By you_and_me_fml | 8

#3487107 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:14

Well im sure that student is re thinking becoming an emt after that ome

robertlovespi | 3

#3489161 - Tuesday 25 October 2011 19:44

If one instance like this makes the student rethink becoming an EMT, he has no place there anyways. You can't just run away because the going gets tough. XD