By Egtat216 - 29/07/2016 22:03 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen
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You could just explain what happened and get some sympathy points. Or tell her you got into an epic battle! "If you think this is bad, you should see the ninjas!"
I know there are girls out there who are into pirates. Just get yourself a parrot and maybe a hook for good measure.