FML : Today, whilst tuning my guitar, one of the steel strings snapped and hit me in the face. Now I'm on my way to my first date with the girl of my dreams,...

Today, whilst tuning my guitar, one of the steel strings snapped and hit me in the face. Now I'm on my way to my first date with the girl of my dreams, and I'm wearing an eye patch and have a thick red line across my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Egtat216 / Friday 29 July 2016 22:03 / United Kingdom - Aberdeen

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By anthonydpalm | 18

#6661356 - Saturday 30 July 2016 15:56

Chin up OP. Maybe when you tell her that you play guitar, she'll be impressed and you'll get to play for her on your second date!

By Elban | 20

#6661355 - Saturday 30 July 2016 15:55

If you can play the guitar at least decently for her she might understand and appreciate the sacrifices you sometimes have to make.

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By Elban | 20

#6661355 - Saturday 30 July 2016 15:55

If you can play the guitar at least decently for her she might understand and appreciate the sacrifices you sometimes have to make.

By anthonydpalm | 18

#6661356 - Saturday 30 July 2016 15:56

Chin up OP. Maybe when you tell her that you play guitar, she'll be impressed and you'll get to play for her on your second date!

justplainawkwrd | 22

#6661764 - Sunday 31 July 2016 3:41

or she'll think he really can't play, given OP's current state...

By neuronerd | 28

#6661357 - Saturday 30 July 2016 15:56

Just explain what happened. If she truly is the girl of your dreams, she'll be understanding. I know having that happen can hurt your confidence a bit, though.

By xxjeramiahxx | 18

#6661358 - Saturday 30 July 2016 15:58

Tell her you got it from Vietnam.

Colon_Man | 17

#6661448 - Saturday 30 July 2016 18:29

"You're too young to have been in the Vietnam War."
"What? A guy can't go on vacation?"

By mezochan | 29

#6661360 - Saturday 30 July 2016 16:01

You could just explain what happened and get some sympathy points. Or tell her you got into an epic battle! "If you think this is bad, you should see the ninjas!"

Elban | 20

#6661437 - Saturday 30 July 2016 18:20

Hell yeah! Tell her how hard you trained and learned all the sick ass kicking moves watching kung-fu panda.

By Nickimariek | 20

#6661362 - Saturday 30 July 2016 16:01

Well... girls love musicians... lol just tell her what happened so she can laugh because I know I'd laugh...

By astrodick | 15

#6661365 - Saturday 30 July 2016 16:04

Tell her you had a accident and reschedule with her

SnailMail | 12

#6661382 - Saturday 30 July 2016 16:44

Never reschedule a first date. Bad impression

By chuka81 | 27

#6661370 - Saturday 30 July 2016 16:10

I know there are girls out there who are into pirates. Just get yourself a parrot and maybe a hook for good measure.

siggy_mcsigx | 18

#6661435 - Saturday 30 July 2016 18:17

he could use the gem of a pickup line "If you were a pirate, would you want your parrot on this shoulder" <touches date's shoulder> "or this shoulder?" <touches the other shoulder so you get your arm around them>

sparkledoge | 29

#6661549 - Saturday 30 July 2016 20:41

Aye matey i like me lads with eyepatches and scars yo ho !

...If ya looking for me, i be sailing out the door.

BodyElectric | 16

#6661595 - Saturday 30 July 2016 22:04

I don't know why people are thumbing you down; I happen to get a kick out of terrible pick-up lines. You just have to do them right (intentionally cheesy, not dumb and sleazy).

By kusje | 29

#6661372 - Saturday 30 July 2016 16:14

And you have a good conversation starter

By JMichael | 25

#6661376 - Saturday 30 July 2016 16:21

I haven't had one hit me in the face yet, but I've broken several strings tuning my guitars..lesson I've learned: always buy more than one pack of strings at a time!