By Anonymous - 16/08/2015 15:22 - United States
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Seems like the wrong demographic
Hardly! Who buys children's toys? Parents. What do parents never get time to do? Sex! If anything, selling dildos at a toy store would be revolutionary!
Sex toys are still "toys" so...
The same is true for butt plugs. You'd be surprised what you can use. Water bottles, computer mice, newspapers, lit blowtorches...... did I just say that last one out loud? Well fuck.
'Don't believe everything you read on the Internet!' ~Aristotle
Don't tell lies. ~ God
Didn't Einstein say that?
This is a common misconception. It was actually Einstein who Lincoln was addressing; sadly the context and the preceding question that led to the statement is forever lost because Einstein asked it in German and no one present spoke German save Lincoln who was shortly after shot from a Book depository window. Einstein was then arrested for trying to blow up Parliament and never disclosed what he said, right up until his execution by lethal injection. The more you know.
You should really consider a career in writing conspiracy theory novels
She must have seen the commercial for the "Woody" and "Buzz" toys from Toy Story and then got confused, happens all the time!
She can build her own dildo with Lego.
It's all good until a piece falls off haha
well if you're brave enough
How the hell do you respond to that
No, try (insert name of local sex toy shop) instead.
It's not for sale maym
Tell her that she's at the wrong kind of toy store.
hahaha ummmm are you telling us something?? Lol jk jk
you should have offered a light saber.
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Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough. - Abraham Lincoln
That's a completely different type of toy.