Hardly! Who buys children's toys? Parents. What do parents never get time to do? Sex! If anything, selling dildos at a toy store would be revolutionary!

#37, ToysRUs? No, DildosRUs

Sex toys are still "toys" so...

The same is true for butt plugs. You'd be surprised what you can use. Water bottles, computer mice, newspapers, lit blowtorches...... did I just say that last one out loud? Well fuck.

You can fake quotes easily- Leonardo Da Vinci

'Don't believe everything you read on the Internet!' ~Aristotle

Don't tell lies. ~ God

Didn't Einstein say that?

This is a common misconception. It was actually Einstein who Lincoln was addressing; sadly the context and the preceding question that led to the statement is forever lost because Einstein asked it in German and no one present spoke German save Lincoln who was shortly after shot from a Book depository window. Einstein was then arrested for trying to blow up Parliament and never disclosed what he said, right up until his execution by lethal injection. The more you know.

You should really consider a career in writing conspiracy theory novels

Nah. I'm afraid I might start a cult and be expected to shoot lightening bolts from my ass. Even I am not that good. Yet.

She must have seen the commercial for the "Woody" and "Buzz" toys from Toy Story and then got confused, happens all the time!

Ow

It's all good until a piece falls off haha

well if you're brave enough

No, try (insert name of local sex toy shop) instead.

It's not for sale maym

hahaha ummmm are you telling us something?? Lol jk jk