Today, while working at a children's toy store, a woman walked in, looked around a bit, then asked if we sell dildos. FML
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91hayek
| 31
Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough. - Abraham Lincoln
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maryic4ever
| 19
That's a completely different type of toy.
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giantsfan2010
| 23
Working retail...never again.
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Destroyer_2_2
| 15
Seems like the wrong demographic
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NeatNit
| 32
Hardly!
Who buys children's toys? Parents.
What do parents never get time to do? Sex!
If anything, selling dildos at a toy store would be revolutionary!
Who buys children's toys? Parents.
What do parents never get time to do? Sex!
If anything, selling dildos at a toy store would be revolutionary!
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MikaykayUnicorn
| 36
#37, ToysRUs? No, DildosRUs
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lexitomlinson_91
| 8
Sex toys are still "toys" so...
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91hayek
| 31
Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough. - Abraham Lincoln
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SkylineFTW97
| 25
The same is true for butt plugs. You'd be surprised what you can use. Water bottles, computer mice, newspapers, lit blowtorches...... did I just say that last one out loud? Well fuck.
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Rectov
| 10
You can fake quotes easily- Leonardo Da Vinci
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Feklfekl2222
| 32
'Don't believe everything you read on the Internet!' ~Aristotle
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Don't tell lies. ~ God
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RitaS
| 7
Didn't Einstein say that?
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91hayek
| 31
This is a common misconception. It was actually Einstein who Lincoln was addressing; sadly the context and the preceding question that led to the statement is forever lost because Einstein asked it in German and no one present spoke German save Lincoln who was shortly after shot from a Book depository window. Einstein was then arrested for trying to blow up Parliament and never disclosed what he said, right up until his execution by lethal injection. The more you know.
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LoZelda123
| 20
You should really consider a career in writing conspiracy theory novels
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91hayek
| 31
Nah. I'm afraid I might start a cult and be expected to shoot lightening bolts from my ass. Even I am not that good. Yet.
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maryic4ever
| 19
That's a completely different type of toy.
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Chanti_fml
| 26
She must have seen the commercial for the "Woody" and "Buzz" toys from Toy Story and then got confused, happens all the time!
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screwyousideways
| 17
I want to vote, but it's 69/0... your life does suck though
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Mynamewontfi
| 40
She can build her own dildo with Lego.
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kaybows
| 14
Ow
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lurch87
| 18
It's all good until a piece falls off haha
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thejonac
| 21
well if you're brave enough
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nikkipettyfer
| 24
How the hell do you respond to that
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Ichiya
| 29
No, try (insert name of local sex toy shop) instead.
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jtfrisch
| 22
It's not for sale maym
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kaybows
| 14
Tell her that she's at the wrong kind of toy store.
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RusticChick
| 27
Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough...
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LosinIt2008
| 14
hahaha ummmm are you telling us something?? Lol jk jk
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Halfass
| 8
you should have offered a light saber.