By Anonymous - 16/08/2015 15:22 - United States

Today, while working at a children's toy store, a woman walked in, looked around a bit, then asked if we sell dildos. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 151
You deserved it 1 771

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91hayek 31

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough. - Abraham Lincoln

maryic4ever 19

That's a completely different type of toy.


giantsfan2010 23

Working retail...never again.

Seems like the wrong demographic

Hardly! Who buys children's toys? Parents. What do parents never get time to do? Sex! If anything, selling dildos at a toy store would be revolutionary!

MikaykayUnicorn 36

#37, ToysRUs? No, DildosRUs

Sex toys are still "toys" so...

91hayek 31

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough. - Abraham Lincoln

The same is true for butt plugs. You'd be surprised what you can use. Water bottles, computer mice, newspapers, lit blowtorches...... did I just say that last one out loud? Well fuck.

Rectov 10

You can fake quotes easily- Leonardo Da Vinci

'Don't believe everything you read on the Internet!' ~Aristotle

Don't tell lies. ~ God

Didn't Einstein say that?

91hayek 31

This is a common misconception. It was actually Einstein who Lincoln was addressing; sadly the context and the preceding question that led to the statement is forever lost because Einstein asked it in German and no one present spoke German save Lincoln who was shortly after shot from a Book depository window. Einstein was then arrested for trying to blow up Parliament and never disclosed what he said, right up until his execution by lethal injection. The more you know.

You should really consider a career in writing conspiracy theory novels

91hayek 31

Nah. I'm afraid I might start a cult and be expected to shoot lightening bolts from my ass. Even I am not that good. Yet.

maryic4ever 19

That's a completely different type of toy.

She must have seen the commercial for the "Woody" and "Buzz" toys from Toy Story and then got confused, happens all the time!

screwyousideways 17

I want to vote, but it's 69/0... your life does suck though

She can build her own dildo with Lego.

It's all good until a piece falls off haha

well if you're brave enough

How the hell do you respond to that

No, try (insert name of local sex toy shop) instead.

It's not for sale maym

Tell her that she's at the wrong kind of toy store.

RusticChick 27

Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough...

hahaha ummmm are you telling us something?? Lol jk jk

you should have offered a light saber.