Hello fml guy named Alan!!!!

Hey now, yours is Alan. That doesn't sound very reliable or realis...actually, never mind.

I love how the FML Team can't be thumbed up or down.

6 - because OP said it was a tattoo...

Alan, it's thanks giving, aren't you going to get all boozed up anyway?

*almost pokes Alan* I'm not touching you! Not touching you!

*pushes DocBastard* Now you are! Mwahaha!!!

Alan is going to get British drunk!

Is it just me or do you all get really excited too when the FML team comment?

80- Bloody hell, do i ever! Especially when they make fun of the hogwash other ppl post

I hate that, I wanted to thumb Alan up since I liked his comment.

This comment made me repent.

That'll be 4 Hail Marys.

And three Our Fathers.

And your first-born child.

That escalated quickly.

He'll smite you after you finish his back

Also five rosaries and the stations of the cross. Bless you my child.

You don't say?

Was I the only one who imagined 26's profile pic yelling you don't say?

No

Hmmm, what did I miss something here. I see Thanksgiving and Jesus. Was the Last Supper really God's way of saying Happy Thanksgiving? Jesus, Easter ... Jesus, Christmas ... Jesus, Thanksgiving? Father, forgive her, for she know not what she do.

Wth does Thanksgiving have to do with Jesus?

Little known fact - Jesus actually joined the pilgrims and natives for dinner. He brought a heavenly apple pie.

Just... no. Christmas has already conquered Thanksgiving and Veteran's Day, and it's zeroing in on Halloween. Don't encourage it.

Perhaps 5 was referring to saying grace before dinner? I bet you could slip in an apology for massaging Jesus. But my family never gives it more effort than "Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub. Yay God!" so I can't be completely sure...

11th Commandment: Thou shalt not take thy Lord in thine hands

Pfft! He liked it.

I thought you wrote 'climax' and I thought 'What a damn good massage to give Jesus a climax'