By Anonymous - United States
Today, while working as a massage therapist, a client had me work on a very specific knot in his shoulder. He also happened to have a very detailed, very realistic tattoo of the crucifixion on his shoulder. I just spent 45 minutes violating Jesus. FML
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  newbiehere99  |  6

Hmmm, what did I miss something here. I see Thanksgiving and Jesus. Was the Last Supper really God's way of saying Happy Thanksgiving? Jesus, Easter ... Jesus, Christmas ... Jesus, Thanksgiving?

Father, forgive her, for she know not what she do.

  MalloryKnox  |  8

Perhaps 5 was referring to saying grace before dinner? I bet you could slip in an apology for massaging Jesus. But my family never gives it more effort than "Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub. Yay God!" so I can't be completely sure...