By Anonymous - United States
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
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  xoconnie  |  8

After so many FMLs about fake talking on the phone, I believe all have us here have learned a valuable lesson.. lol dont do it and just fake text someone! come onnnn man!


If ur ever walking alone at night and there's a vehicle full of guys or some shit pretend to talk on the phone it's the best thing ever, no ones going to jump u if they think ur almost home and have an audience.

  faithxoxox  |  1

Girl wants to give lap dance ... Guy refuses? That's a new one. You're at a strip club. You're not exactly there to eat buffalo wings and drink coke.