By Mark - 20/03/2017 08:00 - United States - Sparks

Today, while I was vacuuming, my cat got scared and tripped me. I landed on the vacuum handle between my legs. Not walking too well right now. FML
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the "I agree, your life sucks" button is just a cruel pun on this one

Vacuum cleaners suck!

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Vacuum cleaners suck!

the "I agree, your life sucks" button is just a cruel pun on this one

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Ohhhh no. I did a full body cringe and closed my legs as tight as I could at the thought of that. And I'm a girl X_x

Looks like the beginning of a bad porno

That sucks, OP. Oh well, just suck it up and move on. ;-)

Well I'm sure you signed a kinky replacement plan on this one-it has lovely features- 1. Every tractable cord for restraints /bondage. 2. A stay hard handle that vibrates. 3. Awesome suction power. 4. Stores quietly in the corner until it's ready to be used. All this for one easy payment of $199.99, not responsible for any damage while it's in use.