By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Washington

Today, while using the restroom at my favorite cafe, I fell asleep for 30 minutes. There is nothing more jarring than waking up to the banging of 7 angry, urine-filled patrons viciously breaking down the only barrier between between you and your shame. FML
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fell asleep is NOT the same as blacked out, as in your last post.

A few days ago you passed out on the coffee shop toilet and today you fell asleep? Just get a Keurig machine for home and make your own goddam coffee!

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fell asleep is NOT the same as blacked out, as in your last post.

I was wondering if OP was narcoleptic or something, but that makes sense too.

A few days ago you passed out on the coffee shop toilet and today you fell asleep? Just get a Keurig machine for home and make your own goddam coffee!

I didn't know a post could be taken back, edited and then reposted again. I saw this one yesterday and it said you passed out. Mandela effect? However it does make more sense. If you were passed out you wouldn't be making noise and people may think the bathroom is empty but locked, but if you're asleep and snoring then I can see why an angry line formed. Either way maybe you stick to coffee at home.

pinkuser626 17

I read this completely wrong and thought it said "urine soaked" and was very confused as to how u peed on everyone through the door in ur sleep

Only thing I can think of is maybe in the previous post op was using "passed out" to mean "fell asleep?"

Mandela effect?