Today, while using the bathroom in a small coffee shop, I somehow passed out sitting on the toilet. There is nothing more jarring than waking up to the vicious banging of 7 angry, urine-filled patrons attempting to break down a door. FML
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lateralligator
| 9
You should ask your doctor about Vasovagal nerve syncope. There's a nerve that if it gets pressed (poop pressure) can cause you to pass out on the toilet. Can be dangerous if you slip and whack your head on a counter or something. also lol
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onlyme25
| 26
I bet it scared the piss or shit out of you
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onlyme25
| 26
I bet it scared the piss or shit out of you
By
saberjpg
| 5
Maybe you should switch from decaf to caffeinated?
By
lateralligator
| 9
You should ask your doctor about Vasovagal nerve syncope. There's a nerve that if it gets pressed (poop pressure) can cause you to pass out on the toilet. Can be dangerous if you slip and whack your head on a counter or something. also lol
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blondie45
| 18
What caused you to pass out? Were you drunk?
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alycion
| 35
As someone with random fainting spells, I feel your pain. At least we figured out how to keep mine in remission. But passing out in front of the arena wasn’t embarrassing at all when my phone blew up asking if it was me. Hope you can find and treat the reason. Nothing to mess around with.
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KittyMack
| 13
"Somehow" passed out? As in you weren't just overtired or something, you have no idea why it happened? Yowzers I do not like the sound of that. I hope you figure it out quickly and easily, and it is nothing too dangerous.
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ojosRojos
| 26
Forget the other patrons... are you okay??