By Sasquatch
Today, while showering, I noticed a spider drowning in the bath. Spiders gross me out but I felt a moral duty to save it. Reluctantly, I scooped it up and carried it to safety. Then I realised it was my housemate's pubes. FML
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By  Razell  |  13

Sorry, OP, but spiders that find their way into the shower or sink have signed their own death warrants. Just turn the water on hot and watch the itsy-bitsy wash down the drain.