Today, while showering, I noticed a spider drowning in the bath. Spiders gross me out but I felt a moral duty to save it. Reluctantly, I scooped it up and carried it to safety. Then I realised it was my housemate's pubes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML
Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML
Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, I finally conquered my fear of spiders by catching one in a cup and releasing it outside. Feeling proud of my bravery, I proudly showed my accomplishment to my roommate, only to realize it wasn't a spider but a piece of lint. I screamed louder than I would have for a spider. FML
Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML
Today, I discovered an enormous hairy spider sitting in the bathtub. I also discovered that I scream like a girl and pee a little bit when I am truly terrified. FML
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manb91uk 22
I gotta ask, would you have been more or less grossed out by the spider?
Leeono 26
So what you thought was a close shave really was...and put you in a completely different hairy situation.
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Leeono 26
So what you thought was a close shave really was...and put you in a completely different hairy situation.
manb91uk 22
I gotta ask, would you have been more or less grossed out by the spider?
exileonmainst 16
Don’t feel too bad, although you didn’t save a spider, you might’ve saved some crabs!
jfsiv 17
IT'S ALIVE!!!!!
Razell 13
Sorry, OP, but spiders that find their way into the shower or sink have signed their own death warrants. Just turn the water on hot and watch the itsy-bitsy wash down the drain.
Glowworm56 27
Well, that's far better than thinking you found your roommate's pubes and then they turned out to be a spider.
julfunky 29
As someone with an irrational fear of spiders, I couldn’t agree more.
mikkigrlxx 13
arachnophobia is technically not an irrational fear depending on where you are from
RichardPencil 32
Now you know why his girlfriend calls him Spiderman.
Lobby_Bee 18
How bad are your eyesight?
manb91uk 22
Better than your grammar I’d imagine...
davecross 11
How do you confuse a drowning spider with Pubes. Someone's needs glasses
Grant Lowe 2
Should have gone to Specsavers!